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Havnt showered in weeks
All my life my mom has been obsessively clean. she makes me wash my hands after i touch door handles n stuff and she constantly is washing her hands too. now this was fine wen i was a kid, but now i am 21 and it is getting really annoying. i have started to rebel by never showering or washing myself and now i havent showerd in 3 and a half weeks! it feels so good to be dirty wen all my life i was forced to be clean. i have promised to myself that i will never shower more than once a month. the thing is, now every time i walk into a room, my mom sits in the corner shaking. she thinks that she is gonna catch comething from me! it is so stupid. is there anyway i can be dirty and keep my mom happy at the same time?
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if she says no, call her a "dirty cok sucker"
Your problem is a much simpler one; rebelion. Nothing unusual there. That's the other thing your mother did to you; made you hate clenliness. Most people shower once pr day. I suppose you could just shower before you see her.
That's digusting! Get your stank ass in the shower.
"The problom is, by not exposing you t germs at a young age, you are now much more amune to various diseases than you would otherwise be"
First of all, 'amune' is not a word. I'm guessing that einstein here is referring to 'immune'. And if that's the case, then lack of exposure to germs will DECREASE your immune system because your body needs to fight off infections in order to build up an immunity.
doesn't sound like much of one anyway, so no biggie, eh?
think about it.
hey you mother needs help, but if you dont shower pretty soon you will need a lot more help...
hope you dont have a mate,
if you do, i dont think you will be having sex until..
love
I'm not overly clean, but damn i take a shower at LEAST once a day.
second, slap your obsessive compulsive mother in the fucking face, then donkey punch her
Chris UFC likes 'em dirty
ur wife, should you take one, will not be normal. neither will any of your children. If you get a dog or cat, even that pet will be a total abnormal freak.
the house you live in, will not be normal, ever,and neither will the land it is on. No twig, branch or blade of grass on your property will be normal. Ever.