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K well i have this problem with my poo. i go to the toilet about 5 times a day, about 3 of these times will be to pee, but the other times will be to poop. k well the size of the poo... well to put it bluntly the darn turds could sink a small island. but thats not rle the problem, i am actually quite proud of the size of them. the problem is that they WILL NOT FLUSH. i have blocked the toilet up so many times, and the other day i flushed it so many times to get the poo to go, that the pipe burst. (this was at my girlfriends house, so as u can probably imagine she is not talking to me at the moment) after this experience, i decided its probably not best to flush them away, so i have resorted to throwing them in to my neighbours garden. however, i often over hear the neighbours discussing confusedly how "Bouncer" (their miniature poodle) is producing these ridiculously sized logs. so i think its time for me to think of another way to dispose of them. anybody got any ideas? and is it normal for my sh*t to be so huge?