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I have this great idea to get this girl
Okay, I've got this crazy idea to win over a girl. I'm gonna get a buddy of mine to stop her when she walks out of the back door(he's wearing a ski mask of course) at our job and hold her up for her purse. At that moment I walk out to tell her she left something inside and see this guy trying to mug her(fake mugging of course, the girl will never be in any danger) and jump in and stop him by hitting him or something, he will run away and she will think I saved her. I care about this girl a lot and she used to like me a lot to and if she really was in danger I would jump in and save her but I can't wait around for that to happen, it probably never will. So I want to stage this to see if I can win her over. Is this a good idea? I think it's gonna be epic if I can pull it off the way I want. What girl doesn't want to be saved from danger?
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Comments (40)
Rory2424 (4424)
2007-01-21 00:13:45
This is the poster. I'm a pretty smart guy and good at planning details and really think I can make this work. You're right though, if she finds out it's a hoax she might be mad but also flattered perhaps that I would go to so much trouble
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-21 00:18:54
hope it works rory! I've never known a person that did such a thing to get a girl like the way you want to do it! If it works then it will be the ultimate scheme! By the way what grade are you in? I'm in 11th
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Rory2424 (4424)
2007-01-21 00:27:51
I'm a freshman in college, she's a senior in high school and yes it would indeed be the ultimate scheme.
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Rory2424 (4424)
2007-01-21 00:54:31
1. what does that have to do with anything
2. cincinnati reds kick ass
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roger49 (3711)
2007-01-21 01:35:17
I think it's a bad plan. It might work out, it might win her over, but if this is the same girl that you posted about earlier, it's no good. You want a girl who likes you for who you are, not what you can do to protect her. I'm sorry, but she's given you her answer, it's time to move on.
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Rory2424 (4424)
2007-01-21 01:47:26
i want to but can't and right now i feel i'd do about anything to get her and i think this is that anything. I still don't know exactly why she didn't think things would work out. Maybe her friends didn't like me or something like that but she was actually the one who asked me out and then changed her mind suddenly so I think I have to do something like this.
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roger49 (3711)
2007-01-21 01:54:23
You can do what you want, but I still think it's a bad idea. I think you're in the friends category, and that's a bad place to be.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-21 05:07:39
You are a fukin idiot she may be traumatised by this or she could know how to defend herself and kick your mates arse you are Fucked
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callo (3023)
2007-01-21 10:04:15
Fuck yes go for it, but just don't run away at the last second or not be able to fight manly enough.
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sisophous (3738)
2007-01-21 11:26:58
This is a hair brain concocted scheme that Sisophous does not approve of. Did you ever wonder what will happen if someone else witnesses the attack and decides to jump in? Or, if the police just happen to stumble upon this and get involved? Then your so called buddy will rat you out.
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Rory2424 (4424)
2007-01-21 13:49:27
We live in a small town and nobody is around in the back alley where this would happen and there is only one cop in our entire town. Yes it is hair brained but also ballsy. I prefer to think of it as ballsy. Plus I already told my buddy I would take the fall if anything went awry.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-21 14:11:14
I'd fuck you senseless.
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roger49 (3711)
2007-01-21 16:10:31
My advice is find a different girl. This girl has put you in the friends category, and once you're there, the odds of getting out are small. If you go through with this plan in all likelihood, you will still be in the friends category. I'm sorry, and I know how your feeling but this is a bad plan.
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crazyme (4954)
2007-01-21 16:31:37
What if she doesn't scared and she beats the heck out of your friend? And then your plan is ruin?
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happylandfill (5012)
2007-01-21 16:38:09
That stuff only works in movies or tv shows.

Just ask her out, it's easier and she'll have more respect for you.
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callo (3023)
2007-01-22 06:12:49
yeh, ignore my previous post, i started thinking, and the whole ski mask is not a good idea. girls freak out with ordinary muggings, but with a mask, they'll think a horror movie has come to life. another way will work a whole lot better.
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Didge_Daz (5056)
2007-01-22 14:44:50
Only way of getting out of the whole "friend" deal is not seeing/talking with her for like a year or so and then come back and do your thing, for some strange reason womem are quite capable of dating friends but only when they leave them for a while, go figure :s


Peace, jah bless
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2007-01-22 15:03:49
what are you going to doif she dials 911 and calls? they can track calls you know.. other than that.. eh, there are better ways.

Angel
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roger49 (3711)
2007-01-22 15:06:59
@: Didge_Daz
I have to say you're right, I was just leaving and I had one of my friends ask me what she was going to do without me in her life. Then again, she's always been confusing so who knows.
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roger49 (3711)
2007-01-23 00:51:43
If you go through with this plan, you have to let us know how it went.
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Didge_Daz (5056)
2007-01-23 09:56:34
As far as i know the "going away" rotine works, and at least you dont have to worry about going to jail or having your friend getting the shait beaten out of him :P



Peace, jah bless
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tellthetruth (4512)
2007-01-23 20:07:30
i'm a girl and i would be pissed as shit if i dound out that a guy did that to me but what she doesn't know cant hurt her. So if a guy did that to me and i didn't know that it was fake i'd probably fuck him.
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Rory2424 (4424)
2007-01-24 22:09:01
i was convinced i wasn't gonna do it but i'm gettin desperate and know i can pull it off. It worked in the movie KINGPIN. If I do it, I'll let everyone know how it works out.
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supernova (5518)
2007-01-28 00:20:15
not a good idea, brutha. just ask her to go out with you.
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ilms_cumming_near_you (5556)
2007-01-29 05:14:26
that is a awful dumb retarded idea
it sounds creepy
if i was that gal and found out you did that i would be creeped out
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dragoon188 (5130)
2007-01-29 19:57:32
Ever watch Back to the future?


Lol, sorry just had to bring it up..


But in all honesty, if she used to like you, bring up a conversation about back then when she did, and then mention that you liked her to, but were to afraid to admit it (this doesnt work if she knew u liked her or anything liek that)
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Kurty2007 (5693)
2007-02-04 10:59:16
You want a girl who likes you for who you are, not what you can do to protect her. I Agree
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applestoapplesx (6020)
2007-02-20 19:55:26
i honestly think that's a really stupid idea.
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Metal_Guy (6580)
2007-03-13 23:24:32
I agree wih those who have said she should love you for who you are, rather than your protective abilities. Poor idea - ask her for a coffee, or something friendly, gauge her feelings for you. It's the best way.

Cos quite simply, if she's ever seen Back To The Future (and who hasn't???), or if she ever meets said friend of yours (and hell, if you go out with her you'll want her to meet your mates, wontcha???), then she'll rumble you. And she won't be impressed.
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elephantitis (6802)
2007-03-26 23:26:55
I'd slap you and your friend with an assault charge.

Don't fucking do it. It's unethical and probably illegal.
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imjusttight (6919)
2007-03-27 00:08:12
I think you should just save yourself the trouble and just tell her how you feel.
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light (5488)
2007-04-05 16:44:01
i think its a good idea, just dont get caught, dont make it a purse snatcher, make it a guy who trys to pull down her skirt and panties or something, and make sure, ur friend doesnt go to ur school
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girlscout (7411)
2007-04-10 17:12:37
thats fucked up.

If it was supposed to be real, put yourself in her place. First you'd be scared shitless, then you would probably want to press charges on the person who tried to mug you (aka your friend).
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bigfootdicksucker (7957)
2007-04-26 23:54:07
YOU ARE SOMEHOW RIPPING OFF BACK TO THE FUTURE!! BURN IN HELL!
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dontaskwhy (8791)
2007-06-18 00:18:55
dude wtf thats been on at least 3 sitcoms and 7 movies dont do it
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Vendetta (9156)
2007-07-02 20:13:37
I honesly agree with Kurty2007 he seems to have the right idea.
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greygong13 (9108)
2007-07-03 12:45:51
DON"T DO IT!! SHE WILL KNOW!!
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give4freedom (9684)
2007-08-01 15:49:10
LOL BOYS ARE FUNNY!!!!!!
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popdafoo (9943)
2007-09-04 07:54:04
That's not a very good idea. And before I get flagged as abusive, this is why: It's too planned out. She will know. She will wonder why all of a sudden, she just gets mugged and then you come out of nowhere and save her. Sounds too pathetic to me.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-09-16 00:00:47
It took you this long to figure that out your even dumber then i thought!

Give it a rest fatass no one gives a shit about your ridiculous lies.Fucken retarded loser so sad!
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