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I Missed the Chance to See Jesus!

Well one day, I went into church and as usual i checked their little bulletin board. What amazed me was that it read: "Jesus came and left." I yelled holy sh*t in front of everybody and now I'm excommunicated from the church. They thought i was some crazy lunatic so they threw me out. now I secretly show holographic images of jesus near the alter so people get freaked out (I needed some revenge).

Is this normal for this to happen to me?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (13)
mm2184 (5042)
2007-01-21 02:30:24
I know Jesus. He's my gardner.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-21 04:49:44
Thats good mate you should do one of satan one day
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happylandfill (5012)
2007-01-21 16:10:08
Haha! Keep doing it. Count how many people faint.
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Godson (3879)
2007-01-22 05:38:53
Agree w/ Cab, bring Satan into the pic, that otta stir things up a bit.
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omgurdead (5597)
2007-02-16 18:35:31
do the easter bunny!!!!!!!!!!1111111
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Kurty2007 (5693)
2007-02-17 16:53:10
LOL. Loook out, Satan's here.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-02-17 18:10:21
I came with jesus. It was good.
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Mgh123 (4998)
2007-03-06 19:49:39
You can always find some mexican names Jesus. Not that rare.
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ultramel (6409)
2007-03-20 07:23:32
Jesus is coming. Everyone look busy
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Link2.0 (4213)
2007-04-07 20:09:07
no do a hologram of Ganeash!(that hindu elephant god-thingy)
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eldorado9 (7567)
2007-04-14 13:02:05
do one of a giant platapus giving head to jesus and getting fucked by satan
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N4TH4N (7480)
2007-04-14 13:16:27
I am the Jesus, son of God. I commend thee if thow dust not wish to be snut from this existing world into the unliving hell of souls.

p.s i know jesus the Gardener mm2184, he's well cool
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-04-14 20:16:00
That's blasphemy!

Revenge is mine sayeth the Lord!

I am not trying to preach ut watch what your doind because Jesus is watching you!!!
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