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carpet whiz

every once in awhile, i like to pee on the carpet in the living room. i never get caught because my parents think it's the dog that's doing it. sometimes i also take a dump in the backyard and clean my a-hole with the garden hose.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (5)
outbackpubfighter (5438)
2007-01-22 23:16:54
you are POOP and you are broken in the head.
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psychobilly!!! (5278)
2007-01-22 23:18:21
it sounds like your de-evolving.
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mm2184 (5042)
2007-01-23 01:31:52
lol george_bojo
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restless (5072)
2007-01-23 01:39:42
doesn't that make your house smell? I'm going to have to say that's not normal. What're you going to do if they get rid of the dog?
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RockIt (6527)
2007-03-12 21:30:49
okay... wow i just don't know how to flame your ass right now because you could be totally serious. just the fact you're a flippin moron is punishment enough really.

and yeah you should feel bad if they put your fxckin dog to sleep because theyre going to think it has an uncontrollable bladder dude...
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