Last week I did the 'booze-run' for a party we were having. I'd already had a few drinks in the pub before I went.
So in the trolley went 10 crates of lager, 10 crates of guinness, a load of cider, half a crate of white wine, half a crate of red wine, 6 bottles of vodka, 3 bottles of gin, 3 bottles of rum and the comedy bottle of egg-nog.
For a laugh, before I got to the checkout I put a packet of nappies (diepers?) in there too.
As the lady told me the amount I looked horrified and had to tell her I didn't have enough money. I asked her to take back the nappies so I could get the 'essentials'.
You should have seen her face, fucking priceless.
Am I normal?