you're right, you do weird shit

i am weird as well.

im sorry but how do u do and not relize it?

You must have a very big mouth or a very small fist. It sounds impossible to do. The mouth is an opening to the body, so I would fathom you do similar acts with other orifices. Get some hand puddy, they sell it in the fitness sections of sports stores. The putty is used to build hand muscles but for you, I think will help to preoccupy your hands and help keep them away from your mouth. The puddy comes in I think 5 grades, get the easiest one, with least resistance.

alternatively take up masturbation.

cool

This is a sure sign of the fact your mother doesnt hug you enough, you feel like FISTING her to teach her a lesson, But dont! control your urges!

see if you can get it up you anus. you could make a lot of money in the usa. {not being disrespectful}.

oompa loompa

your fist in your mouth?

Advertise that on MySpace.com

You'll make some guy a good wife. (I know men, they're all like carpets: Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for years.)

Tobra - Buzzed

try autofellatio it rocks!