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Limp and no morning wood
Okay. I'm 15 years old. I masturbate a lot.

Whenever I get boners it gets long and hard, but doesn't go up that much. I can make it go up if I tighten my muscles there though. I can still cum, but when I cum it just blobs out, it doesn't shoot up.

Also, I used to masturbate pushing downwards on my d*** while sitting like 2 years ago. Could that be the source of my problem? Or should I just stop wanking.
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Comments (18)
cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-27 20:56:38
when you get aroused enough it will rise up and shoot a lot
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Bobert (4857)
2007-01-27 21:31:05
Plus you claim to "masturbate a lot". Try calming down for a while and give your body time to build up more sperm to actually shoot up.
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master_of_batio (5514)
2007-01-27 21:59:38
Amateurs! Who cares whether it shoots up or what goes on! Just masturbate away, do whatever feels good, cum as much as you want, and start enjoying your body and the feelings rather than worrying about what is right and wrong. Just do it -----
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-27 23:18:29
Ah ha!

Loser...
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george_bojo_II (5543)
2007-01-28 09:07:55
woteva man.
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roxieboo (4493)
2007-02-11 16:20:13
Heyylooo...:D :D im tyring to beat smithee... gimmie 3 months and ill win :D
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hellokitty (6436)
2007-03-08 17:22:45
start sucking your own dick and it will get hard
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chicken_little (6547)
2007-03-14 03:53:33
do it more
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CrackaMan (6668)
2007-03-17 04:13:53
I love my penis : ).
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dukepost (6726)
2007-03-24 00:38:26
It seems to me that I blow a much larger wad when I am actually having sex than I am masturbating, so don't worry about it. Plus, you are probably not nearly done with puberty yet and if you whack off a lot, then both of these things can affect the amount that comes out.
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Knock_It_off (6904)
2007-03-29 21:27:07
It's ok, as long as you're not doing it with other people. It's safe. Try lube.
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strangestone (7594)
2007-04-15 01:12:25
Gonna havta agree with master_of_batio on this.
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comalies (6298)
2007-05-31 14:59:21
find a gf and screw her..i'll assure you that your cock will go up and shoot out pretty far..dont forget to use protection.
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breecheese (9004)
2007-06-21 10:20:53
dude... its totally normal not to squirt everywhere like in the pornos. seriously... those guys are like superhuman and half ofit is fake anyways. you should probly go to the doctor about it anyways tho just to make sure you do't have erectile disfunctionor something...
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blah123 (8547)
2007-07-01 02:51:44
oompa loompa
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insane_pyromaniac (9501)
2007-07-23 15:59:47
youre so stupid...

your cock is not supposed to be against you stomach when hard it needs to look like its heiling...

and the reason it blobs out is because of you wanking so often if you wank less times a day it will shoot
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-08-08 20:22:16
@: master_of_batio
Amen!
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Happy_PandaUK (10562)
2007-09-12 18:46:00
Doood what's your record. if you do 10 in a day and you are a fucking champion! I SALUT YOU SIR!


Hold off for like 4-5 days then try
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