Treasuring your turds
I have a poo fetish, if you can not tell by my other stories. After I take a large dump, I like to examine it. I'm not just talking about taking a peak at what was left in the bowl. I go as far as to taking it out of the toilet, tasting it, smelling it, and smushing it to see how it looks oozing through my fingers. It makes me feel so good, I can't explain. I just find such joy in doing it. Sometimes i shape it into flowers or animals and harden it on the window sill in my room, where the sun faces it. I like to blow dry it with my hair dryer and after a few days it will crack and crumble into many pieces that i sprinkle over my pasta dinners.