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Cotton Butt
Craig and I used to have an old set of anal beads from when we first got married, that we use ever so often. One evening in the throes of passion I ripped the beads so vioently out of his ass that they went flying all over our bedroom. Any who, the next time we needed them we decided to get creative so i pulled a tampon out of my purse, sitting on the night stand, and he got on his hands and knees like a wild animal from the jungle. I inserted the plastic tube into craigs red hairy poo hole. He wore the tampon in his poo hole for over an hour while i slightly tugged the string in all different directions. He said it felt so good that he started to jack off. As Craig was reaching his peak I fiercly pulled the tampon from his now rashed-up poop shoot, and he came instantly. The cum sprayed all over his pillow. Funny, he never asked me to put it through the wash. I see the crusty cum stain cracking off the pillow case a little more every day.
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And i feel bad that you are obviously a fat ass that sits in front of the TV shoving food in her face and wishing she looked like a model. Dont worry though hon, these things can be fixed. Its called Slim-Fast.
I really dont see the point in conversing with childish lesbians who are jealous of models.
And isn't it just perfectly suited that a child such as yourself puts a little Star Wars picture in her profile? Im sure this is due to your weight problem but dont worry i bet your girlfriend loves you on the inside.
Oh and by the way. That picture in my profile is not of me. I do not post pictures of myself on the internet. That is taken from www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com because i found it humorous. Go ahead and check out the site and maybe you will feel better about your own "unique" appearance.
2.) Reading stargirls repetitive, and extremely uncreative "insults"
3.) Rolling around in my own shit.
ALL IN A DAYS WORK!!!
And by the way. Your consecutive insults referring to the dictionary are getting worse and worse everyday. All the same you should probably keep 'em coming. My husband is definitely not as funny as you are. Thanks for the laugh!!!
I am probably saving you from boredom, not contributing to it.
Because you really have not said anything consisting of any intelligence either.
And i dont recall ever "insisting" that i have something intelligent that i need to say. You are the one that prefers everyone to think you are so "educated." Ok.... we get it StarGirl....YOU WENT TO COLLEGE. Congrats.
Hate to break it to you but you are really not a rarity these days, so get over yourself!
And whoever said i couldnt take the heat stargirl?
I simply did not feel i was exactly "face to face" so to speak, with someone actually capable of tossing out at least one pathetic attempt to insult someone.
When it actually gets to the point that ANYONE has to "stay out of the kitchen," due to lack of "heat" it will certainly not be prompted by anything you have done.
and shawnapaulajoe likes to play with shit.
By all logic the two of you should be best friends!
Now you are talking about comments that were made probably over a month ago.
If you can not think of anything useful to say....ok, i think that has already been established.....