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Finger-Nailed...to the Refrigerator

I have a real fetish about having clean, well-manicured nails. One day when i was busy clipping my finger nails, I looked down to see the array of broken pieces scattered on the bathroom floor. It was art. In the shapes of the nails, I was seeing so many other shapes. Carefully I scraped the nails into the palm of my hand and carried them to the dining room table. I got out construction paper, glue and stickers. By myself, I sat down at the table gluing my nail clippings to paper, immortalizing the shapes i had previously seen on the bathroom linoleum. Although i felt like a small child, I even hung it on the refrigerator for my husband to see.... Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (15)
no it not normal... it werid
Sounds like a Sixties acid trip.
Perhaps a reduction in the anti-depressants you are taking would help.
its called regressive behavior, keep doing it and you will end up in Kindergarten again!
Perhaps you would like to borrow some and OD on them?
LOL! phew! that means soon she won't b able to type all this crap smithee! KEEP IT UP! CLIP & PASTE GURL!
why dont you go get in touch with your panther side and just go back to whatever jungle you originated from.
You could probably sell it as a form of modern art for like 300,000. I mean, you can take a shit in a cardboard box, laminate it, and sell it as art nowadays.
lol. thanks for the suggestion.
@shawnapaulajoe

Aren't you the one that plays with shit? Ya, I am taking advice from a scat feind.
Sounds cute though but aren't the nail clippings too small for glue and paste?
No, i only really used a drop of Elmers for each one.
fingernail fetish
fuck urself with a fingernail dildo
I agree. It is kind of weird. But instead of just glue-ing them on the paper, why not just draw the shapes? Less weirder. Not trying to be mean, just trying to help you. =]
do you also like teeth? because teeth are the same thing