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MY OLD LOVER
I HAVE AN OLDER LOVER. HE IS VERY PASSIONATE BUT THE WRINKLES TURN ME OFF. I KEEP PRETENDING THEY ARE FAT FOLDS. BUT I HAVE FAT FOLDS AND THEY ARE PLUMP A WIGGLE. HIS WRINKLES JUST SAG. WHAT CAN I DO TO ENJOY HIM?
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Nodo_TheRanter (5564)
2007-01-29 15:54:03
How old is old?
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greeneyessss2 (5566)
2007-01-29 15:59:43
Start cooking high calorie foods and fill in those wrinkles!
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OZZYSKAN (5565)
2007-01-29 16:03:09
HE'S ONLY 37 YEARS OLDER THAN ME BUT HE WAS A HATEUR ONCE AND WENT ON DIETS AND SCAMBAITED NIGERIANS AND THEN JOINED THE MOST SERIOUS SITE ON THE INTERNET AND NOW HE WEARS BLUE PLAID SHIRTS AND IS TRYING TO GAIN HIS WEIGHT BACK BYU7T IT MAY BE TOO LATE. I MAY HAVE TO DEPEND ON PRISON FOR MY LOVE LIFE. I'VE NOT RECEIVED MUSHC SATISFACTION DURING MY WORK RELEASE.
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Nodo_TheRanter (5564)
2007-01-29 16:17:57
The Internet, serious business.
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x-princess-aimi-x (4763)
2007-01-29 17:14:45
eww... maybe yoo shouldnt be with him if yoo arent attracted to him??
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-29 17:52:31
take a knife and start slicing the fat folds off, they are delicious! Its a great appetizer too! The kids will love it, if not, feed it to the dog or cat.
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crazyme (4954)
2007-01-29 17:54:29
I agree with xprincess. If you think those saggy wrinkles are turn you off then find someone else.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-30 06:04:37
Try ironing them
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OZZYSKAN (5565)
2007-01-30 11:51:59
ITS THE HIGH FRUCTOSE SNACKS. IA STARTED PUTTING MELTED SUGAR INTO HIS IV BAG TODAY AND HE IS GAINING WEIGHT. IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN IA WAS IN PRISON AND MY CELLMATE FED ME EXTRA THINGS DURING THE DAY FOR FAVORS.
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Timmikrimmi (5926)
2007-02-14 20:05:06
What the hell do you mean ONLY 37 years older, what are you, Fucked up???
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Killington (1913)
2007-06-10 13:41:48
someones medicine is wearing off.....
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