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I CAN AVOID JUDGMENT DAY!
for all christians who say that there is no escaping judgment day,you are wrong.
I have invented sevral clever ways:
(by the way,i dont belive in god)
1.Leave earth, head for the moon. tha bible never said anything about judgment day in space!

2.destroy all life on earth,that way,god can never send his wrath upon the earth if everyone's dead.

3. kill baby jesus at the secondbirth.

4.ignore judgment day completley.
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Comments (10)
smithee (4389)
2007-01-29 17:53:40
you obviously haven't figured this one out. If you were dead and can't move one single muscle, then how do you get to space?
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gangbang420 (5524)
2007-01-29 18:36:21
fuck ya! he/she is right there no god!
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george_bojo_II (5543)
2007-01-30 19:52:45
Knob!
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bouncexmysoul (3948)
2007-02-01 18:13:38
*laughs* pathetic
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-02-01 22:44:10
I like #3
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trouble666 (5288)
2007-02-04 02:56:28
we're all going to heaven!!!!! if god truly loves us then he would love us for who we are and not judge us and destroy hell and so there will only be heaven!! i mean seriously come on hell a devil a man in the sky?? angels? gay is a sin?? (if so half the world would be going to hell!) people make it sound like every little thing you do that isnt right you will be going to hell for it. fuck its all shit!
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Kurty2007 (5693)
2007-02-04 11:43:40
Man thats funny
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-02 03:23:30
@: gangbang420
I hope your right for both our sakes,but it doesn't matter were in the galaxy you are the moon,Pluto or Earth if you die your going to go to either heaven or hell and from what i've heard there is only going to be a very small number of humans getting in to heaven,the rest of us are going to burn in hell for all eternity,MUHAHAHAHAHA COUGH GAG COUGH.......
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-02 03:27:30
@: callmegod
If you want to know how to avoid hell obey the ten comandments.(but thats imposible)
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gangbang420 (5524)
2007-03-25 03:24:48
motherfucker there no prove that there god not even from son of a bitch jesus
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