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Cheesy Cooch
Okay, so my boyfriend is just obssessed with cheese. He eats cheetos all day, and all night. Whenever we have sex, he insists on starting off with a little foreplay, which I don't have a problem with. Well whenever he goes down on me, sure enough i hear the little crumpling of the cheetos bag and he sticks the cheetos up my vagina, swirls them around, and then eats them out of there. Well it didn't bother me that much at first, cause i love my boyfriend... it started to bother me and i asked my friends what i should do. well some friends they are, now they all just call me cheesy cooch, and point and laugh whenever they see me... come on, is this normal? help me please!
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Comments (8)
blanket (5305)
2007-01-29 23:46:49
umm is he a cheto additic and u might get a infection from that i wouldnt do it i dont think its normal
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restless (5072)
2007-01-29 23:51:02
yeah, that can't ge healthy for your vagina...
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-30 00:12:02
ahahaha
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crazyme (4954)
2007-01-30 02:15:08
They are not your truly friends if they laugh at you and give you a nick name like this. Tell your boyfriend that you might get infection from the food. And it's not normal though..I thought he can put the cheetos on your chest and eat it is ok but in vagina...not good
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-30 05:19:01
LOL cheddar chops
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Moi (588)
2007-01-30 12:01:14
Close your legs and buy him some onion dip . . .
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BigBertha (5570)
2007-01-30 13:55:16
WOW. THis is totally, in no means normal!! Have sex like a normal couple minus the damn food..and putting cheese in your vagina is going to cause a Urinary Tract INfection. IF your bf cant go down on you without food then boot his dumb ass. That is ridiculous..do you know any other people that do this? No. because it is ridiculously fucked up.
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big-problems (5583)
2007-01-30 18:21:25
You go girl.
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