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im a us troop
BONJOUR, i am 79 years old, and im a US troop that just returned from iraq, alot of horrible things happened in iraq, i saw so many ppl get killed, raped up the bum. An backstabbers who turned against us i h8 them diks :@:@ An i was getting shot at every couple of minits, its hard to sleep bcuz of the sex going on at night, and bush wants me to make friends bcuz you know there gonna die and cause you more happieness, well, ever since i returned from iraq, i cant sleep, or wank, or walk down the road normally, like when im sleeping im imagining rapeing som f***A and i cant sleep, when i finally do get to sleep, i have nice romantic dreams, and when i walk down the road i get so jumpy that i feel lyk lobbin my nob out and just stickin it up a ass, bcuz i am used to running down roads and dodging bullets and shaggin on the move, can sum1 tell me whats wrong wif my d*** sorry i meen me????
real gd help would be appreciated
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smithee (4389)
I dont believe your a us troop, you'd be more serious! If its true then see a doctor, you may have shellshock!
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.smithee (5646)
I'll make love to you and fix everything, just bend over.
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master_of_batio (5514)
Your a US troop and I am George Bush. Get back to Iraq and do humanity a favour by getting shot.
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roger49 (3711)
Come over here, my scissors have all the answers.
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moother (5095)
negative
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