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I'm a dick and dont feel bad about it
My ex girlfriend broke up with me and then told me i needed to just give up on her. she went to the movies with my cousin, and he asked her out. She said yes. Then, they broke up the same night. A few days later i started going out with the love of my life. The next day, my ex asked me back out. I said no, and told her she needed to leave me alone, and she needed to give up. I called her a b**ch, and she started to cry... I dont give a f**k... HAHA what a b**ch, i dont think im mean
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Comments (9)
.smithee (5646)
People think Im mean but Im really so clever.
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cabinet70 (4440)
No I dont think your mean she broke of woith you first
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smithee (4389)
wow amazing story. your life sounds complicated, take frugs, they'll make things alot better.
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roger49 (3711)
I think you are an asshole. She may have been playing games, but you could at least have been nice about it. But seriously what are you 12 you have a new girlfriend who you claim is the love of your life a few days after you break up? Sounds like you're too immature to be dating.
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finfinfin (5624)
yes itsd normal i am glad you called her a bitch cuase if you didnt i wouldnt have you
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iforgotwhatweweretalkingabout (6170)
you should have called the fuckin bitch a few more things
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
She had it coming.
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sonic.echo (6320)
youre immature. your cousin sounds like a dick too... like who dates thier family member's ex after they break up??? it sounds like none of you actually even give a **** about relationships and you shouldn't be having any.
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sexy_college_girl18 (5974)
I think something is wrong with you and your cousin....in my family we do not date each others ex's and....you are twisted if you think that already this new girl is the girl of your dreams please....You three are too immature to be dating...so DONT..AND..personally because you posted this just to say you said NO to your ex I think you still have feelings for your ex....and wanted to prove to urself that u don't
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