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I slept in his moms room
One night I got drunk with some friends. At the end of the night a friend invited us to his house because his parents weren't there and we crached at his house. I had to sleep in his mom's room. Infact the guy wasn't really my friend, he was a selfish prick and I never liked him. Anyway before falling asleep, I felt the urge to masturbate. So I got up, I searched his mother's wardrobe for clothes and I got dressed up in them. Then I jacked off, put everything back to place and went to sleep. It was a gesture that I did because I wanted to take 'revenge' on all the bullshit that I had from this guy we were at. I was well wasted too. Also, his mum called later that night and I answered and told her to fuck off. Again, I was Wasted! Was my action amoral or what?
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Comments (15)
Footfan90 (5641)
2007-02-05 01:16:57
yeah, he deserved, nobody got hurt
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trouble666 (5288)
2007-02-05 01:44:17
lol that made me laugh, telling his mum to fuck off? haha.
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crazyme (4954)
2007-02-05 15:45:11
Eventhough you hate him. You should respect the parents. If you don't like him, why do you come to his house? You need to learn how to respect your friend parents and an adult.
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Bobert (4857)
2007-02-05 17:50:19
I hope you cleaned up and didn't leave his mother a nasty suprise anywhere.
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santi (5734)
2007-02-06 00:42:33
someday, you'll reap what you sow. imagine if you're his parents and put your shoes on his place like that too? have reverence to parents....
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jismcreme (3723)
2007-02-06 02:39:55
Normal but you should have unloaded on her pillow, maybe next time.
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Bellend (4097)
2007-02-06 11:32:04
one time at a "friends" house, when his parents were away, i shot my load in a tub of his mothers face cream and put the lid back, i still think of her now rubbing my spunk into her face. So yes its normal.
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manubanu (5703)
2007-02-06 16:38:50
@: crazyme
The guy is a rich piece of shit. "He doesn't have food in his house cuz he allways eats at restaurants." That is why he is selfish, and that is why he invited us to his house basicly, to show off with his 400$ champagne and 200$ sushi; not because he is friendly. Infact most ppl at his house that night weren't really his friends. I didn't plan to go to his house aswell as many other things that I didn't plan that night. The guy is a complete ass and everybody knows his character. I can't even write it here how anoying he's been for the last 7 years that I've spent with him in high-school. I never met his mom (altough I know she is a hard worker for the familly) and she said she didn't have a problem with what I said to her. She was just suprised that her son had guests in the house without her permision. She understood that I was drunk (the following day though.)
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santi (5734)
2007-02-06 19:43:35
then have him your revenge and not to others
put an icecream like shit in his bed...
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manubanu (5703)
2007-02-07 01:51:39
Haven't seen the guy for years now, and haven't spoken to him in even more time. I don't care what he's doing right now but I wont see him in ages. And as far as I know noone got hurt in my little revenge...
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messedupdude (6061)
2007-02-21 02:16:52
he fucking gott what he got comming fkerufohuifhi nu
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mirado123 (2695)
2007-03-01 10:10:14
grant
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doubleDtittys (5761)
2007-03-06 14:53:32
yeah and i eat viganel dascherge!
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Miko102 (6509)
2007-03-11 22:11:19
Uhhh... You dressed in drag, whacked off... IN DRAG... And then put everything back and told his mom to fuck off?

I can't decide who should be more humiliated here. You for being in some womans clothes or him and his mom for you having whacked off in them.. :-o
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manubanu (5703)
2007-03-22 23:08:03
@: Miko102
well I never told him about my action (nor to any one) And I don't feel humiliated for my action. It was a kind of revenge that I kept inside. The only thing that I did tell him is that I told his mom to f**k off; and then all my class found out. Wicked!
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