The sperm would probably be dead by the time you humped it again. And you can only get pregnant if a human impregnates you.

Of course they can get pregnant. I know people who intentionally ejaculate on toilet seats to trick people into fathering their child.

^^^ That is the dumbest fucking thing I have read on this place to date. Please take your advice and shove it up your ass.

How many people in your household are humping teady bears? Are you a furry?

you obviously haven't taken biology class and you obviously don't have common sense. First, the sperm would be dead, like roger said. Second of all, only human sperm can impregnate a woman. Now how you gonna think a HUMAN SPERM is gonna impregnate A DOG. Two totally different species with different genes...GEEZ!!

The sad thing is that is how you were conceived. I don't think any woman would intentionally breed if you were to be the sad result of their 9-month ordeal. You remind me of an egg; you were only laid once and that was by your mother.

As for "Please take your advice and shove it up your ass", I'm afraid I don't have the same fixation with placing things in my anus that you do. I don't care how fun your neighbour, Mr. Jones, told you it was. Just keep things out there.

@Bobert

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

Like the doctor said when you were born "This could get ugly!"

At least my mother only has two legs, and doesn't walk around on all fours begging for a treat. The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated well by the fact that someone was actually willing to father you. I would say something about "the best" part of you, but let's face it, you haven't got much going on in that department.

The story you wrote when you first came here pretty much sums you up; a whiny little moron. Might I add that crying over the fact that people abuse you on the internet and how you somehow get off on it is probably the most pathetic thing I've read on this place to date.

Ok "Nodo the Ranter" you were probably a failed abortion. You are probably the one humps a pillow daily because thATS THE ONLY ACTION YOU'LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE, SHUT THE fuck UP!

you r a girl who humps her stuffed animals. explains why so many young females love those things...

you can bet i'll b raising my eyebrow next time i see a girls bed covered in stuffed animals...

Heyylooo...:D :D im tyring to beat smithee... gimmie 3 months and ill win :D

@bobert

Why don't you bring that talk to www.theRanter.com, You will last 5 mins and go home crying like the bitch you are.

@smithee

You are a teenage troll.

I've had a look at that site and is full of childish losers whose idea of wit involves shouting "EH? FUK U U CUNT!!!1 OMG FKUN TROLLZZ!!" Who try to feel superior over people by telling other members not to talk to them unless they have over 200 posts, it's that really the only thing you have to feel good about yourself with in life?

My argument is with you, so why don't you try defending yourself instead of trying to set me up with more of your mentally deficient 'friends'? Also, I demand a decent retort. No more pathetic comebacks please.

I do not think you would be able to handle yourself there, pal. You obviously take yourself tooooo seriously, but I challenge you to pop over and post!

Make sure your register with the same name so me and "metal deficients" have a toy to play with. We love trolls.

The story you wrote when you first came here pretty much sums you up; a whiny little moron. Might I add that crying over the fact that people abuse you on the internet and how you somehow get off on it is probably the most pathetic thing I've read on this place to date

@ Bobort-
You ever been baited?

Ah, good ol' Bobort...

Baited? Well not as much times as you have been masturbated by your father *burumpum tshh*.

"We love trolls" - Now, what did I say about decent comebacks? This was pitiful at it's best. Come on, try harder. I'm sure you've got something lurking in that dark hollow shell you call a head.

"I do not think you would be able to handle yourself there, pal" - I have suffered childish insults in the past and I think I can do it again. The thing with you and your "Ranter" friends is that you are the type of people who believe that no matter what the subject, the details, the level of intelligence, or wit, that is involved you believe that so long as you get the last word then you have on some level won, even if it is as shameful as "troll"...

lolololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you cant get preggy if you hump a stuffie and no, ya wont get acne from masturbating.

unless the stuffie has a real dick.

So you basically are saying you couldn't handle it?

Thanks for proving my point.

Can you read? "I have suffered childish insults in the past and I think I can do it again". Care to prove how your point was proved? Or were you just posting this to have "the last word" so you feel you have some how bested me? As how, in your opinion, that is how an argument works...

What exactly is there for a person not to handle? You people are intellectually surpassed by the average gardening tool. I suppose a "hoe" would be the first thing that would spring to your mind, but no I was not referring to your mother.

I note my plea for "a decent retort" as gone unnoticed...

WOWOWOWOWOW! Bobert, what a COMEBACK! I particularly liked the *burumpum tsh* part. That shit always cracks me up! Anyway, I think Nodo should probably be in a slave-cellar for the mentally uncapable. Heehee, intellectually surpassed by the average gardening tool. :):):)

Hehehe, *burumpum tsh*

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!...cough, cough...

Do you require meds?

Im sorry for all those who are judging-
1st no you cant get pregnat
2nd are you a furry
3rd you shouldnt be scared its natural and if your comfortable then to hell with what others think
hopefully this is helpfull

P.S. if you r a furry e-mail me i would like to talk freakmaster123321@hotmail.com

to Bobert's credit there is debate on whether you can get pregnant by coming into contact with sperm in places like toilets. I found a few things, one was
"Very unlikely, but it is possible. Sperm is alive as long as it is moist. Once it dries up, it is no longer a threat. Anytime live sperm comes in contact with the vagina there is a chance pregnancy could occur. This is a key concept to remember. Although it is extremely unlikely that a women could get pregnant from a toilet seat the possibility exists under certain conditions. There would have to be live sperm on the toilet seat, it would have to enter the woman's vagina and that woman would have to be extremely fertile. "
from a Q and A site, but there is debate elsewhere... I guess its not as impossible as I thought lol.

scary