You would be surprised at the pay those people get for just a single speech. It is common for a speaker who makes a 60 minutes speech at a university to earn several thousand dollars. Not a bad days pay for doing virtually nothing but sharing their experiences/tragedies with the kids. I looked into booking an alcohol speaker at the college level and was in shock at the fees they charge. No wonder college tuition is so high!!!!

i know they may seem bad but they do point out some good things like not to ddrink. What do you want to become an alcoholic?

This post has really motivated me to hate motivational speakers. For this, I hate you.

Normal I think theyre cunts

Yer they are fuck heads i bet when they get home they hook straight into the piss and belt the fuck out of there wives then end up in a shoot out with the cops. If not they are closet poofs.

Ahhh, rules... hmmm. Rules are bad. Still, it's good that these 'do-goody' cunts set rules out. That way, every time you do something which is breaking these rules, it feels fucking great.

You are totally normal.
These c*nts are regularly exploiting people, claiming to be able to turn people into millionaires and charging them for this crap advice.
Deepak Chopra, Anthony Robbins and all the other sack of sh*t lifestyle gurus can eat my poo.

You have to ask yourself though -who is stupid.
The people being paid thousands to speak for a few minutes on how to transform your life OR the idiots who pay them.

sounds like you need to get in touch with your inner self and live the life you should be living.

Live every day to the fullest. Its all in my new book "From Gobshyte to Hero in 60 days". On sale now at most book stores.

I dare you to get pissed and drive your car around killing an innocent 4 year old boy and having to live forever with reoccurring nightmares that turn you insane. Finally you end up turning homosexual with a guy named big blue who you bunked with in a low security facility. After the marriage and a painful no anesthetic C-section you have a baby boy of your own. Which just so happens to be run over by yourself. Do you want that to happen to Big Blue!?