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I was born a chimp
When i was born i came out of my mothers pet chimps vagina, although im hairy i have a human appearance and can type fairly good for a chimp. My mum says i was concieved by a pimp chimp who left for the good life in the mines :( My dads name was Magilla and is said to be living the good life somewhere in Vietnam. Is it normal to miss my pimp dad. I banana him so much. OOH OOH AHHH AHHH I love you OOH OOH.
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