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Roasted Chicken

I believe the chicken I just had for dinner was Jesus, and that I may now be responsible for the deaths of thousands of jews.
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lil_TwAnGeR!_! (5774)
2007-02-09 02:08:41
turkey:)
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fuggerup09 (5795)
2007-02-09 02:23:37
shit it out and kill him.
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smithee (4389)
2007-02-09 11:45:43
whats wrong with you? Ham is way better!
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DrSham (5677)
2007-02-09 18:52:21
Wait til you take a crap...if it comes out looking exactly the way it went in but with holes in the arms and feet then you'll know for sure tha tit was indeed Jesus and you are responsible for Jew death.
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-02-11 14:39:41
Try some pork instead of chicken. If possible, with plenty of lard.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-02-11 14:47:31
BUt jesus was a jew- he would never eat pork let alone be a pig.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2007-02-11 15:22:09
what did those meddeling Jews do now?

They always getting into trouble.
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Jackeh (6431)
2007-03-08 05:30:30
Bizarre!!!!!
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-04-12 17:51:18
Your sick! Why would you even post some thing so gross!
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vertigo101 (7686)
2007-04-18 13:14:37
You are immense.
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Youkai (8904)
2007-06-18 12:21:51
Don't worry, he'll come back in 3 days, he's been through worse.
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kharmatika (10110)
2007-08-28 11:38:41
this sounds like OCD. talk to a therapist. and if your just being stupid and writing this for no reason, shame on you for making fun of an actual disorder.
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