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Washing my anus
After I take a dump I am never satisfied with a simply toilet paper wipe of my bung hole.
I always feel the overwhelming urge to thoroughly clean my pooper as the prospect of having potential crap stains or smells in my underwear grosses me out.
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Comments (18)
What is toilet paper?
It's normal if you just make double sure you wipe well enough. Nobody likes skid marks. If you go to the extreme of showering every time you take a dump, that isn't normal.
i am the same. i wipe & wipe & wipe till i can't c a minute smudge on the paper. when i bouy a house its going to have those things some religion has that looks like a toilet but it has a fountain in it & u wash your ass instead of use paper.so u take a dump on the toilet then move over to the other bowl & wash then wipe. i think it's way more hygenic than jst toilet paper.
I never wipe, I just wiggle my butt and then put my pants back on. My dog doesnt wipe so why should I.
yuck! lol!
my old teacher used to say: 3 wipes and i'm done. That was his philosophy. No matter if he still had shit up there, it was 3 times and that was it.

I guess that explains the many skidmarks we could all see on his pants during the day.
those "fountains reminding a toilet" are the so called bidet, at least over here in Italy every house has one, and we use it everytime we drop the kids off at the pool or ur pooper might itch after a while, I don't think "3 wipes and I'm done" is a good philosophical view of personal hygiene, I hope your teacher never farted after a diharrea-blast 3 wipes cleaning!

lol
Ugh, some ppl :P -

yes, I see whatcha' mean...I have the same urge, don't alway's have time; sometime's just use water on paper after or wipe's or something - have you tried that? It feel's cleaner after 'just' paper. And ya', to the person who was talking about the Bidet - marvelous idea! I've alway's wanted one too & wondered what it'd be like to use one, but they seem expensive to have installed & hard to find too...:(. Ah well, lol - I guess we just have to settle w/ what we have *sigh*.

P.S.: I agree, the '3 wipes' philosophy is rather nasty...does this man have no personal hygeine?
Expensive? I don't think so, just look at this page I found for you

http://www.inter-store.it/pagina24.htm

ok it's Italian, but look at the price.
and ok, it's not very fashionable but that's what a little money can buy.

just 69 euros, only 90 dollars to make sure you never smell down there and it never itches, and most of everything no inflammations due to a lack of hygiene.

think about it, even though I don't know if in US/UK they might cost a little more :)
Hmm, well thx Francesco...I'll keep that in mind for when I get my own place, lol :P;)! Good to know. GO BIDET'S!

Peace.
wtf you dont wipe that fucking disgusting
yes its normal , thats what Andrex moist tissue is for or to save money just use baby wipes (non scented)
ih old my shit till i stain my underwear, then i sit down n let it smear n crust dry, then i clean it which is hard to clean
See a doctor.
Soon.
Yeah, get one of those butt cleaning toilets that make your pooper feel nice and refreshed after you take a dump. Try shaving your butthole, that will make it easier to wipe. Or wax it.
nothing wrong with that. i also wipe till toilet paper is clean and then i use a wet wipe afterwards to give it that lemony fresh smell. u never know when someone might come visit :-)
i wash ur anus wit my tongue. MmM
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