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Horrible Teeth On My Boyfiend...=(
Right, this sounds thick... but i hate my boyfriends teeth! The 1st 2 ones are.. like triangle! And im like "Eeeew!" but apart from that i love him loads... What should i do.. coz i like him and he likes me, but i love guy with nice teeth... And he dusnt av em. XXX
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Comments (23)
METHOSjr. (83)
2007-02-11 16:04:07
Bust him in the mouth with a beer bottle when he is passed out drunk. Then blame it on the bouncer from the strip club.
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-02-11 16:36:55
Wait for him to get drunk and then let him smoke friecrackers. Chinese red kind... Very powerful.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-02-11 18:16:27
Pay for him to go to the dentist
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Freedomofspeech (3655)
2007-02-12 14:23:23
Obviously you accepted him as your boyfriend, teeth and warts and all. Don't cry about it now.
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Nodo_TheRanter (5564)
2007-02-12 16:44:38
Is he English? They have horrible teeth, have you ever seen the Big Book of British Smiles?

*shudder*
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smithee (4389)
2007-02-12 19:25:57
@: Nodo_TheRanter
For christ sakes, THE BRITISH DON'T HAVE BAD TEETH! What the fuck are you talking about? There was a previous post talking about that. No, not every british person has "bad" teeth, geeeez...
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roxieboo (4493)
2007-02-13 12:29:11
=) My teeth arnet tht bad..!
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Nodo_TheRanter (5564)
2007-02-13 12:30:37
So I gather you haven't seen this book?
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Kiwi_Master (5243)
2007-02-13 13:18:37
@: Nodo_TheRanter
im fucking british, and no-one i know has bad teeth that sound this bad. so maybe you should keep your stereotypes to yourself, and go shove this so called "book" up where the sun dont shine
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Nodo_TheRanter (5564)
2007-02-13 15:10:52
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/07/world/europe/07teeth.html?ex=1304654400&en=a066e5f718907b88&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss

I rest my case you digusting foul mouthed limeys!!!
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gina69 (5911)
2007-02-14 22:16:47
you should confront him, maybe take him to the dentist.... but make sure you dont hurt his feelings by doing this.
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mymunchkins (5639)
2007-03-05 22:23:07
Fake an injury. Sounds bad, but if he "bites" your lip multiple times while you're making out, then it might give him cause to get them fixed.

I know, I'm superficial. Bite me.
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roxieboo (4493)
2007-03-07 16:08:15
;) =(l
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Bobert (4857)
2007-03-08 17:31:40
@: Nodo_TheRanter
To Nodo.

http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-2006/europe-vs-usa-p1.php
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comalies (6298)
2007-04-12 15:45:18
haha cool i wanna see his teeth.
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little_white_angel (6940)
2007-04-18 21:48:53
uh oh
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-26 07:24:18
well your bf would probably like a gf with much bigger boobs but u dont av em.
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FoobiPhi (8415)
2007-05-18 19:12:24
break up with your inbred bf and go suck some dude's c*ck who has nice teeth.
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chiefandy (5927)
2007-05-20 00:30:41
Chrisufc has 247 flaged abusive.
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-26 22:00:43
hit him in the mouth with a hammer while he sleeps and tell him he went sleep walking and walked into the door..then when he goes to the dentist make him have them all replaced and straightened and whitened...
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DisturbedAngel666 (9555)
2007-07-25 09:56:57
how about you get over it you shallow whore are you perfect????? If you like him heaps what the fuck should it matter???...
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turnstile43 (9189)
2007-11-24 23:48:07
teeth
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Shitscooper4000 (13220)
2008-01-31 19:33:08
Dont let him eat you out, thats for sure
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