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Sperm in his coffe
My boss treats me like shit, he and my dad were good friends and after my dad died he promised my mom i would have a job with him always, the truth is he hates me and i am like his little whore in the office he makes me work late hours when everyone else gets to leave early and when they are gone its just me and him he pushes me a around and says "your just a little bitch!" and shit like that. He is always making me get his coffee the son of a bitch must drink 10 cups a day, i dont even have a job i just do what he wants 10 hours a day with a 20 minute break to go smoke all the cigaretts i can. Recently i tried to jack off into his coffee but i guess i was gone to long and he came in the rest room after me and kicked in the stall i was in and caught me, he kicked the coffee cut and it went all over my privates and told me my life was over so i ran away. I really need this job i need the money and he already called my mom and said i could come back and it was all a misunderstanding. He has her thinking we are such good friends and shit it makes me sick. What should I do?
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Comments (13)
.smithee (5646)
2007-02-12 12:36:21
Not my problem.
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Freedomofspeech (3655)
2007-02-12 14:17:06
Seek employment elsewhere?
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Mimir2 (3348)
2007-02-12 15:25:03
Uhh, thats an easy one.... quit the job.

It would be better for you to be mopping the floor... anywhere, than this.
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-02-12 15:53:24
Put some detergent, but not more than one drop, into his coffee. You will be free of any trouble till the end of the day because he will spend that time in the toilet.

Other option is as follows:

Find 1 kilogram of dry tobaco. Soak it in warm (but not hot!) water and leave it for 24 hours. After 24 hours, take soaked tobaco out and squeez out all liquid from it. Leave all water and squeezed liquid on a hot place intil all water evaporates. On the bottom you will have oily substance enough to fill a bottle for eyedrops. It is mainly nicotin. Few drops in someone's coffee are enough to kill, one drop enough to induce wommiting which won't stop for at least few days.

Enjoy!
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smithee (4389)
2007-02-12 19:21:49
Whats up with the 3rd Reich usernames?

"Uncle Adolf", "heinrich Himler"
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xenos (5281)
2007-02-12 19:44:54
@: heinrich_himler
*Shudders* how do you know that? Thats f*cked up.
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vaver16 (2811)
2007-02-12 22:13:13
called filling out an application SOMEWERE ELSE...DUH!!!!!
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Freedomofspeech (3655)
2007-02-12 22:52:34
That bit about using tobacco to kill is old shit. It's been done in every wierdo magazine done from the 60's till now. Get new material.
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-02-13 20:29:30
No my friend, you get some tobaco and try it yourself. Since it is "harmless" you cant lose anything, right? hehehe...
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sifodyas24 (5924)
2007-02-14 20:41:20
Walk into work with a baseball bat, whack him in the face, slit his throat, and shit down his neck. Then, carefully, while wearing gloves, take the body to a garbage dump. Make sure it is late at night as well. Dig a hole in the garbage heap, put the body in, then cover it up.The garbage already stinks like death, so noboy will bother to find it. That's what I did to my last boss, and I'm living the good life now.
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advicemaster23 (5969)
2007-02-16 17:16:23
i th44onk you should talk to your boss tell him how you fel or he is just like that with you because he probably believes that you have patential or can be succeful in this job
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bobman (5678)
2007-02-19 12:55:46
kill th bastard off by poisening him

i hope that fat dick dies
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dragoon188 (5130)
2007-02-25 10:35:21
if he lets u back, he might want to make u suck him off....
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