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I am a middle aged man with a wife and two daughters I have been living a normal life up until this point. I went to bed last tuesday with my wife and we both woke up in a mess of shit, I had shit the bed alot I dont remember eating the amount of stuff I shit my wife threw up and had to run outta the room, I burned the sheets and we cleaned up and tried to put it behind us but the next night even after I made sure I shit before I went to bed I woke up in the middle of the night and started to make love to my wife and during it I had an uncontrolable feeling and shot shotgun ass under the sheets. My wife refused to sleep in bed with me after that and now she is not talking to me saying im a nasty bastard and im only doing it because I think its funny. Well I went to the doctor and he told me I had nothing wrong with me and that the only thing he could do is give me some crappy pills to help set up my crap time on a scedule. My wife is still sleeping in the living room and im still shitting the bed everynight the only difference the pills made was now the shit is solid. I am waiting for my results to get back from the lab but the doctor is still saying he cant figure it out. Does any body know about shit like this?