Coon-ard Lines
Coon-ard Lines
(ONE-WAY ONLY)
NO REFUND ON TICKET
Boat Ticket to Africa
This ticket entitles One n***** to:
Free trip to Africa on a Luxury Liner with plenty of pumps. Boat is shaped like Cadillac with fins !
All the bananas and choice cuts of missionary desired. NAACP members may sit up front !
Barrel of axle-grease for hair. Delicately scented with n***** sweat. Free Jar of meat tenderizer.
Framed picture of Eleanor Roosevelt and Harry Golden. Twist to Martin Luther Coon's jazz band.
Chicken coop and watermelon patch on deck. Left unguarded at night. Plus fish 'n chips for breakfast.
Plenty of wine, marijuana, heroin and other refreshments.
You are the captain?