Ghost Costume
My friends thought it would be cool to give me a gost costume for Halloween But, for some strange reason, these angry black kids beat the living sh*t out of me. They called me a racist motherf**ker and refered to something like the clue clucks clan. I am confused. I keep wearing the costume, because it entertains my buddes, but I keep getting the snot kicked out of me by African Americans. I wonder if the pointy hood has something to do with it. They said something about a hood. Please help me. I want the bruises to go awy.
I think you should keep wearing it.
Put a mustache on and shout german. Maybe some Jews will pay more attention to you as well.