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Kleenex

Ever since I can remember a box of tissues has always reminded me of a bald vagina. It has the shape and the opening is like a labia minora.
I have become obsessed with this to the point where I actually have sex with the tissue box.

I make it half empty and then put my dicky bird in and have a good sex with it. It feels nice and clean up is a breeze.

Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (16)
I don't know about the having sex with a kleenex box, but I do know that having something called a "dicky bird" just isn't normal.
you have sex with it? Did it feel good and did the box enjoy the experience?

Did you insert your dick through the plastic flappy thing?

I hope you didn't f*ck the snot out of it! He He...
Are you Howard Hughes? Do you also keep your urine in jars? Freak.
You're a genius mate.

What happens when you're driving and you see one of those ornate tissue boxes on the back shelf of a car??
yea pretty much
it just like that movie american pie.
Great now I won't be able to pull out a tissue without ickyness :(
ithink ur sic and desprite for sex
NOOOO!!! MY TISSUEBOX!! *sob* You tissueboxwhore.
all of a sudden i have the urge to blow my nose!
this is normal, i lube up my brothers elbow when he is a sleep and cock it silly
this is normal?
umm... i dont think so, im not sure what cock it silly is but i guess what ever turns yoo on m8...


xx
i know tissue is for blowing but ermm i think it means your nose,btw you must have some size of diky bird to fit that holey not get a box of baby wet ones and go for the making the box cum
Have sex with a paper towel roll, it's a better fit.
you should try a vcr
Lol, this story is fake.
well, my friends and i have always had a saying, which was "use a tissue for protection," but that was for 8th grade art while using charcoal...