I'm running from the law

When they come back, tell them you have hostages. Wait until the news trucks show up and run out with a fake gun. Suicide is really the best option for you and if you try suicide by cop, it will at least be entertaining and cause lots of paperwork downtown.

Don't let the motherfuckers get you. PREPARE yourself my son. A good quantity of food, water and other drinks, some weed, matches, candles (remember, they will cut off the electricity first), then shotgun and ammo for it, cal .50 sniper and ammo for it so you can take motherfucking bastards out from a mile, 2 or 3 revolvers, AK47 and 2 or 3 thousand rounds for it, ummmm... yeah, hand grenades, gas mask (remember, fuckers will throw some gas on you)... Did I forget anything? Oh shit, yes... You will need a good kevlar jacket, helmet, night-vision, baseball, a sword (believe it or not, if they ever succeed in entering the house, if you take one out, others won't know until it is too late for them too... I would only add a cross-bow on top, silent but deadly, and few hundred arrows for it.

Have FUN!

Bwahahahahhhhhhhhhhhh...

What did you do to deserve this?

If your running from the law don't you understand they can get into your computer and see any action? I personally don't believe you. If you freeze to death isn't that worse than jail?

I hear Mexico is nice and warm around this season, you should go there, I hear they don't like to exterdite people. As long as you have money, you can buy the cops off there too, just don't get mugged, hide out at night, you'll figure it out. Or you can always just give yourself up. You're pretty screwed by now, so you'll figure it out. They'll eventually bust you, so one way or the other, just run to Mexico bro.

When i was on the run from the law i sprouted wings and flown away. I would reccomend this to anyone.

if they cut off the power in your house then how did you write this

Hey, you stole my reply! :)

This is bull crap you are so full of it get a life you are on the computer but they cut your power if they had a search warrant which they would have already gotten you would be in jail already i dont care if you are hiding in the attic. Get a life

lol hahahahhahahahhahaha good one lovetoshagalot hahahhhha wow>>>>>>>>>sucks for u dude wut did u do??????????

comon that is the biggest bull shit i have ever heird if they cut your power how you on computer you just tryin to make a good story just get a real life god or play warcraft3 my name is civer it fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 bitch hole

you probley smokin crack and playing wow or somth9ing

haha nerd

this is fairly normal. i've heard of a lot

Remember to moon the cops. It shows them you're playful.

you guys shouldn't joke about cops killing people like that.i mean it is kinda funny lol but i think cops generally get involved with law enforcement just to experience killing someone legally.they get so arrogant,and their power gets to their heads.of course not all cops are bad,but the good are few.

-dirt dobbler