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my dog, ther.

my dog is really nasty! he licks things! just things he sees. everything fromm cats to poo. wen he fist started doing it it was sweet, but now it is getting quite annoying. when he starts licking people when they come to my place, its kinda aquard. is this normal behavior for a dog??
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (9)
Anonymous
What is this aquard you speak of?
well..
i dont thinks its comfortable for me to be with my friends when my dog is constantky licking them. i try to tell him not to by being strict but just wont stop licking them!!
Anonymous
Tell them that for $10 they can get their cock out and let him lick that.
Anonymous
Dogs lick things... That's just what they do.
try a spray bottle (filled with water) and squirt him when he does it. if you're consistent, he should eventually learn, just make sure you squirt immediately after or during the licking action.
its a dog u idiot. you have to train it to not do that DUH
ROFL at the aquard comment.

Anyway, beat your dog when it does that. Let it learn who the master and commander is. Or better yet, get a remote shock collar. That sucker will do what you want when you want not to feel the pain again.

Before you say thats inhumae, its an animal, so who cares. If your dog did that to me I'd stop being friends with you and I would shock the dog anyway cause its fun.
1: learn to spell awkward.
2: don't beat your fu.cking dog just for licking something
3:dont get a shock collar--they're dumb
4:maybe you should'nt own a dog if you don't know what to do if its licking something

DOY

dumba$$
its a fuckin dog...exactly what did you expect???