You could always smoke opium with a bunch of people from India while watching the teletubbies and listening to "Stairway To Heaven" backwards at the same time. Just a thought.
Where to start? Masturbate big time, buy dildoes, experiment with a friend(either gender),read the Marquis de Sade, Calming it is for saints. Sex is what we are here for and denial is perversion.
Lol, but *that* (not saying what "that" is, mind you) is probably best way.
Woot no way a lawyer can sue my ass (even if they tried, im only 15 hahahah)