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my turtle

ever since i was a 40 year old lady, i always liked f***ing my tutle, but its c*ck is only 0,98 inches! is it normal for a turtles willy to be this small?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (4)
brothershamass (380)
2007-02-19 07:46:19
Classic.
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MidnightShadow (5771)
2007-02-19 12:39:34
I bet Bowser's is bigger
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smithee (4389)
2007-02-19 19:08:22
really? did you feel any penetration? A bet your turtle is scarred for life.

If you are serious, then I hope you get help soon!
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sxckiwii (5819)
2007-02-23 06:45:30
well @ least you cant catch a STD you stupid fucker
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