My girlfriend sucks at h**ndj*bs/blowjobs.

Telling her she sucks at it or anything for that matter is the wrong thing to do. Instead, teach her what you like and exactly how to go about it without insulting her. Most women will listen and have no problem with this approach. I was surprised how few women know how to please a guy, either because they are very inexperienced or were never taught along the way.

I tried too, but then she goes back to her old ways of doing it.

sucks to be you!

Politely teach her again. Either she will learn for once and for all or she will get sick of you telling her and get the point. Some people are slow in learning but eventually pick up on it.

I never heard of anyone deliberately trying not to please someone aside from some married women abstaining from having sex with their men.

She's not deliberately doing it wrong, she's just... not good at it.

No offense intended but it sounds like either you are not a good teacher or she is just lazy, maybe a combination of both. If she is lazy then you are likely with the wrong girl who has no interest in pleasing her partner.

Or she has some hang up of some sort based on some negative sexual experience in her past. I have no idea which it is, but I probably touched on one of them.

like i said before....sucks to be you. Get a new girlfriend who is way better at it!

Her blowjobs suck? I'm no expert but...

She is probably just a slow learner and need not be replaced. It's like training a dog.....takes time to teach them new tricks.

i didn't mean that he really needed to get a new girlfriend. I was just kidding.

Yeah i agree, you two show find out what you like best and go from there.

The blowjobs are a bit too slow, and toothy. And the handjobs are just rough.

"It's like training a dog" - You crack me up.

On second glance, I should not have posted that. It was very unsisophous of me.

but it was funny sisophous. Sisophous can have a funny side!

a quick fix to that could be to get her some lotion. then she won't drag the skin and instead of being painful it will be nice and slippery and wet. it'll feel great.

Next time she is blowing you grab her head and come in her mouth. Then tell her it was wonderful.

new gf?

well if it hurts then tell her to stop god ur a fucking retard!!!

I am not even being immature;

jack off in her mouth

well dont say she sucks just say "how about you do this with your other hand" or "do this with or tongue", that way your getting what you want without hurting her

jus tell er 2 do it harder

Keep working at it. If you continue to pursuade her to fix her technique, she will either get it right, or she will get offended. Either way, progress.

Get started, then if it starts getting uncomfortable, change positions on her - go down on her for a while, or 69 (her on bottom - also good for getting the teeth out of the way!) or just have wild monkey sex. Mix it up a little bit. Maybe she just gets tired after a while - it's a lot of work keeping your mouth open that wide! Hand and neck cramps are major turnoffs, too.

keep her not to many gf are willing todo that

suggest that she puts some lotion or other type of lubricant on her hands and your dick before she starts messing around. this will keep everything nice and slippery and avoid it from being jerky and hurting.

boys, boys, boys, if the girl really likes you, she'll want to know how to do it better. If she just doesn't give a donkey's fat ass bout you, there's no use in trying to go on.

jesus crist, women aren't dogs who get trained! god.... boys boys boys... what f*cked up senses of humor.

Okay lets start with this...if you were my BF and told me I "sucked" at giving you a hand job I would tell you go fuck yourself then...lmao....!!
Seriously just be like a little kid...take her by the hand and show her what YOU think she is doing wrong!
I know there is stupid comment that will be posted after mine but you have to understand she has no life!!! lol