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monkey

i f**ked a monkey at the zoo & also ate all it's cum (filled a cup) drank it like COKE it's dick tasted soooooooooooooooooooo good omg it's dick was so hard when i shoved it into my genital wart infested vagina....


i made ice-blocks out of the cum if you want one just ask
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smithee (4389)
2007-02-20 02:56:45
So you were the one who started AIDS, AHA!

No, but seriously, you couldn't of fucked a monkey at a zoo because the park rangers wouldve come to take you away. and you probably wouldn't of wrote this because you are still rotting in jail.
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roger49 (3711)
2007-02-20 03:38:06
How did it feel to have a monkey's tiny penis inside you. I believe that you are not only a male, but you sir are hung like a gorilla.
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