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Masturbating

What is masturbating anyways? please can anyone give me any answers?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (4)
Masturbating causes you do die immediately, so does posting the same stupid story multiple times.
Yes, please dont post it two times, we don't want another one of these posts!

I've bet you havent visited the site much! You would know by now based mostly on the content of the stories here! I'd say over half of the stories are related to sex some way or the other.
i can tell you what a few things mean.

missive: a written message; a letter.
bucolic: rustic; pastoral.
slaver: to slobber; to drool.
apogee: the highest point.
copse: a thicket of small trees.
vapid: flat; dull; spiritless.
MASTURBATING IS WEN U RUB YOUR PEEPEE AND IT FEEL LIKE U ARE HAVING SEX. OK? ....NO GO SOMEWHEWE WERE U CAN UNDERSATND THE CONVERSATIONS