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Whoops it did it again.....!!

I was sat on the sofa when i felt something rattling around in my sock... I looked and to my surprise I found a whole toenail, I asked my boyfriend if it was his (thinking I'd trod on it in the bathroom) but no he had not! So I put my sock back on, a little while later the toenail incidient was still disturbing me so I removed my sock for further inspection, and to my horror i found another random toenail. They were falling off my own foot. I have not banged my foot, there is no infection and does not smell (anymore than normal)! I now have 2 less toenails to paint and my feet look slightly wonkey.

So tell me people is this normal....???
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (7)
I don't know offhand but this gives alot of info: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2545.html
I dunno..but good luck with that!
Are you a runner? Most daily runners have issues with keeping their toenails.

Either that or you need was those funky dawgs of yours.
you should see a doctor
You are not, by chance, the undead? If you are a zombie you will have to expect that your body parts may start falling off.
If you are alive, perhaps it is a hygeine issue, stinky?
Hope this helps.
Cheers!
Mike
sounds like the beginning of leprocey
agreed ^ . try eating raw calf livers for one week.