I keep dreaming about a Clown, called Dr Erotnik (he got knighted actually, so he's Sir Erotnik Phd). His first name is henry, and he's got AIDS. It worries me. He sends out a happy message to the people, and warns: 'Use Protection'. He comes from Planet Sexual, which is a place that you can only get to if you get in a giant penis shaped rocket, and spell out 'use protection' in the sky with smoke. Inside planet sexual lives 'Sexual Healing Baby', who is Dr Erotniks adopted child. Sexual Healing Baby can heal people, by being sexual with them. This is worrying, as it's a baby. Sexual clown has a sidekick called Beefy Frog, who, although asexual, is constantly trying to hump everything he finds. He also has an arch nemesis called Sensual Clown, who's sidekick is called Weedy Frog.
I'm scared. Am I NORMAL?!
you're stoned