What completely turns off a girl?

being mean .....and wake sure to were pants...

Being a jerk
Being jealous
& not stopping when told to stop

Garlic breath and cursing.

Farting
real smelly turds
skidmarks
spoofstains
excessive masterbation
fucking her sister or mother or brother
getting hard over Britney Spears
an empty wallet
dick cheese
the weather
the war in iraq

should I keep going

Hard for me to say because all girls love me. Im Smithee the chick magnet. Im on the honor roll to. Let me run my fingers through your shaggy hair.

yellow teeth, being emotionally stoic, not stopping when told to stop, being overly sexual right off the bat, not checking with her before feeling her up. Not wearing deoderant. tighty whities.

did you ever realize that no one on here believes your the real smithee? I was on her way earlier than you ever were, shut up fat fuck. We dont need you on here, you're a waste of space (literally)

Christ, bitter much?

a guy that doesnt shave his private area grosses me out..complete turn off...as well as a guy who has a serious problem with B.O....lacks good hygiene.

Inconsiderate selfish bastards turn me off. As do drugs and men who only want sex.

Men who have no hair on their bodies. Legs. chest, abdomen, privates, pits, etc. Its ok to trim but shaved is... unnatractive.

Men with crew cuts or mullets.

Men who kiss horribly.

Men who are closed minded sexually and socially.

Men who think its ok to fart wherever they want.

Men who won't share drinks and food with you.

Men who think its ok to act sexually wherever they want.

you.

(way too fucking easy.)

Farting
Burping
Picking Ur Nose
Hairy Asses
Scratching Ur Ass
Eating Like a Slob
Fucking Another Girl in Front of Her
Fucking a Guy in Front of Her
(& thats just a few things)

hmmm... what completely turns off a guy???

(Continued from Cab's list)
The sun
the wind
pants
tampons
hair
curling irons
fat guys
skinny guys
in-between guys
ducks
cats
cows
dogs
money... nevermind
kids
TV
sex
humor
happiness
height
being too short
strong tongues
weak tongues
scars
soft skin

and the list goes on...

yeah, mullets
ragged clothing (not the hip, stylishly-broken-in kind, but the kind that reflects years of neglect)
bad hygiene
assuming that their schoolwork/career is automatically more important than yours
jealousy
assuming that women can't take care of themselves
cruelty to animals
being oblivious to the clitoris and/or g-spot
overt sexism
not listening

bad hygiene
smelly breathe
yellow teeth
constant burping&farting
beer belly
heavy breathing
dribbling
bad diet
thinks their the most attractive human to walk the earth
flirting with everyone
thinking they can get anyone they want
bad hair
thinks that men can do everything better than women
living in the wrong century, expecting women to wash,clean,cook etc
too predictable
thinking its ok to feel women up whenever they feel like it
trying to make theyr girlfriend jealous on purpose

basically im just describing guys ive been with.

Just about everything.

By the way, asking stupid questions doesnt help.

an awesome woman will look past your physical appearance as long as your are clean smell good and are respectful youre fine look at me and my girl at myspace.com/pooplover

If you don't walk the very narrow tight-rope that girls set for guys, then you fall and fail. You have to learn how to completely sidestep that whole charade.
As for the turn offs,
bad hygiene
selfishness
rude
immaturity

that groups together pretty much everything, even though its pretty vague

YOU

-tighty whities.
-when guys say their penis is small. (my boyfriend does that, it drives me insane when he has like a perfectly normal penis. GOD.)
-pretending to be steve erkel.
-hairy ass in face.

this is all from experience.

Damn! I wanted to say that!

As I cannot say you since someone has taken that, another thing that turns women off completely is having a rhinoceros charge her ass.

Not having money. Seriously, that's all women really care about. Any women that says otherwise is either filthy rich or a filthy liar. How much women will like you is entirely dependent on how wealthy you are. You can stink, have a two inch d*ck, be a total a**hole, whatever, if you've got money you won't have any trouble acquiring the female of your choosing. Good luck.

I THINK YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH SUMMED UP ALL MEN AS A WHOLE.

I'm guilty of all these things, I try to do better, but alas, no dice.

I do have to say however that you experienced these things because you dated these guys, so it doesn't keep us out of the inside out sack, it only keeps us from cuming back!

Oh and advise to my fellow men: Try to act like you're not like this, until you want her to go away.

smacking my ass, anywhere
Sloppy kisses
shirts with geeky shit on it like starwars, anime, and shirts with insults on them...
dressed in all black
unintelligent to talk to is a biggie
greasy foreheads
trying to get me to feel sorry for them.

Lol... how would you know that? I'm attractive, but I understand you have a limited vocabulary when it comes to mimicing insults. :)

Hmmm...being a homo can I throw in a few?

Long hair (unless your Hercules)

ZZ-Top style beards or scraggly beards

B.O. / bad hygiene

Rotted teeth / lots of missing teeth

Wearing the same clothes for three or more days or taking the day's clothes from the hamper

Being stingy / self centered