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Reflections about GOD and Satan
Let's pretend, for a minute, that GOD does exist (I know it's hard for me too...) and so does Satan... God is the good being and Satan is the bad one, the liar etc... If I were GOD, I would take care of everything that is beautiful (the flowers, the trees, the mountains) and Satan everything that is 'evil'... Let's see what kind of tricks that Satan could have in his pockets... Satan says : "Ok, I need disciples and few humans really like what is evil... Ok, from now on, I'll call myself 'GOD', next... I'll use a great human weakness, fear, to my advantage... so, I'll tell them, with an 'inspired' book that if they don't worship or believe in me, they will burn eternally in a place called hell... and if they obey all my commands and believe in me, they will go to a perfect and 'evil-free' place called heaven... yes, that's awesome..." Sadly the success of this operation is beyond imagination, Satan ('GOD') is still recruiting millions of new believers every years... for they are afraid to go in a place called hell... Scary hein?..
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To each his/her own, but what really gets me is those who judge others according to their "book" but continually overlook what they don't want to see or adhere to.
Example: In the bible it says that if a man cuts the hair on his temples that he is going against God, and that women should have their hair covered at ALL times.....how many "good christians" do you see with long temple hair or hair coverings?
Religion is the creation of "man" and does the work of "the devil". People use forgivness so they can do wrong and have no consequences. People use religion to start wars. People use religion to get what they want and for this - as long as they are holding a bible - is said to be "for god".
Bad people go to church to prove they are good people.
Don't buy it. Osama does what he does for "god" too.
People are what they are and their actions give them away.
As my economics teacher would say, what does that have to do with the price of potatoes ?
That is the kind of thing that doesnt fit in our tiny little heads, some tinier than others...
Just think about how you see the monkeys... done? A superior being, would surely see us like monkeys, no doubt about that.
Do you think, that with you monkey brain, you could miracously figure out the auto-generated incognoscible God s thinking?
Besides this, the Bible is a collection of wise men writtings, that is not supposed to be taken literally; like God is just a word men created to describe what we cannot understand, and the Devil is just the same. But the truth is God and the Devil are real, but we cannot understand the meaning of the Universe can we?
Is really pathetic how people can be so arrogant about what they dont understand.
interesting point
dont lose faith in god because of simple thoughts in your mind
Ooohhhhhhh k.
The only true god is THE GREAT WHITE RODENT !
There's many many things in the christian bible that says to do one thing, but christians do the opposite in a sad attempt to keep with their "faith".
It amazes me that most "christians" will preach the word of God until they're blue in the face but when given an actual quote from the bible they don't recognize it.
have u noticed how religious/believers often get way off the subject and avoid answering the question..with a very pathetic and obvious trick "attack" the person who questions himself. maybe if one of u chickens would answer and accept having a discussion about it, we might have believed a long time ago. but they deep down inside dont have the answers for alot of things..so they;r just so afraid to find out that what theyve been living for .. what have been keeping them alive, nice and hopeful is a big fat lie. and thats my theory.
But disregard what we all think. How do you personally, deep in your gut, feel about it? That's what's important.
You obviously don't understand evolution. At all. So I suggest you learn about it... before you make yourself look like even MORE of a retard to educated people.
Its one thing to diagree- I have seen arguments against evolution that actually require more than 10 seconds of thought to answer. But that, my friend, was pathetic.
Freaky monkey men? lmao go back to grade school or, if you are over 13, hide yourself back under that rock.