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f**king wet dreams

Read the entire dream, it does get to a wet dream >.>

Damnit, My dream was FINE, just perfectly normal dream, everything makes snese. Im black in the dream (white in real life) and basically i help another black dude (who is working at a food store) deal with his problem of a destructive brother and that brother's two children. Eventualkly near the end of the dream, I get them all jobs at the store, and myself included. Everything is goiung fine, then the monthly firing fodler comes around, whichb shows who is being fired. I was, and the uncle and his children were, even tho we had by then been working there two months strait. (without ever going home o.0) So we all get pissed, go outside, and run into this homeless native american chick. She has a radio, and the uncle shows her a five doller bill and askjs for sex, she refuses. The two children p-awn togeather all their earnings, and somehow make it into a ten doller bill (that is a 13 doller bill on the back) and offer it. The native american accepts, and we each take turns f**king her, but the catch is only one of us can orgasm. Im last, and even before I start f**king her, im about to orgasm, so I enter her once, and BAM, I orgasm, Frantically, I pull out and get some on her face, and back of her hair. The women starts crying, (i think because she thought i got her pregnant?) and I wake up instantly.

BAM, my goal of not orgasming for 2 weeks is ruined by a f**king dream....
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Comments (5)
Confusing story. I dont get it. Not my problem.
Too long and probably crap[
So your idea of a wet dream involves you paying a tramp for sex, shaming yourself by premature ejacualtion, and then getting her pregnant? Christ, I'd hate to hear your fetishes.
i understand some parts of your dream when i read your horrible spelling again. And you really can't get out of an orgasm for 2 weeks, or even 2 days for some people. :|
BAM, your goals are small and insignificant like your penis.