If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Be your boyfriends poo-pardner. Grow closer to him by shitting on the train WITH him. Eat some prunes and get squirtin.
I recommend eating it, so you don't leave a mess everywhere. Or, you know, beating his head in for crapping all over your bed, which is what you /should/ do, but I think the poo-eating thing would be funnier for everyone else.
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How do you poop on a bus?
Suppose if he poops hard ones and wears briefs he might get away with it! Boxers might be embarrassing when he stands up and the turds drop out.
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Suppose if he poops hard ones and wears briefs he might get away with it! Boxers might be embarrassing when he stands up and the turds drop out.