Is This Kinda Normal?

Ok so I have this forest behind my house and there are all these wild deer that like to run around out there. All the time I think about having one of those deer ram me from behind. I'm not gay obviously, but I just think the thought of getting such a big c*ck up my ass would feel awesome. So I was thinking about putting on my reindeer pajamas that my grandma bought me a few years back and putting on some fake "Christmas" reindeer antlers on my head and then going out there on all fours and see if I can't get one to mate with me. Is it normal to want to dress up like a deer and have one haves it's way with me? Also do you think oral sex on a deer is possible if I do it slowly? Thanks for your time! Serious comments only plzzzz!

Do you think it's normal?

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