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My Penis Is Crooked

well to start off with i didnt start havein sex until i was like 17, im a guy to by the way. no i dont have a problem getting laid but anyway my penis is crooked... when i get an erection it curves out to the right at about a 10 degree angle... i dont have any problems gettin it on ya know and my girl loves it but i dont know if that is supposedd to be that way... please only respond with serious comments thank you
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Comments (15)
sisophous (3738)
2007-02-28 15:06:51
Best thing is to see a Urologist. A bend in the penis can be due to various causes, including Peyronie's disease. Peyronie's disease is a disorder affecting the penis that can cause: a lump within the shaft of the penis, pain in the shaft of the penis, abnormal angulation of the erect penis (bent penis). A curve upward is normal but a curve to the right or left may be an issue to look into. If you can't see a specialist directly, see your primary doctor and ask for a referral. Good luck.
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DrSham (5677)
2007-02-28 15:46:11
No penis is completely straight...a bit like your grammar which is also rather bent.
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Nodo_TheRanter (5564)
2007-02-28 17:49:35
@: DrSham
LOL

Perhaps its damage from wanking to often with your right hand. Try using your left and it may straighten out in time.
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roger49 (3711)
2007-02-28 19:17:03
@: Nodo_TheRanter
He must be a southpaw, because if he were right-handed it would go to the left.
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saucynoz (5315)
2007-02-28 20:21:52
You have aids.
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saucynoz (5315)
2007-02-28 20:21:58
jk
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mirado123 (2695)
2007-03-01 09:39:52
Hit it with a hammer really hard
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Nodo_TheRanter (5564)
2007-03-01 17:52:05
@: roger49
Don't get technical with me.
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foinaven (6091)
2007-03-03 08:41:11
@: Nodo_TheRanter
This affliction is called "Penile Misalignment", it is a rare and degenerative problem. Eventually your penis will bend so much that when erect it will meet your ball sack. To have sex you will have no choice but to put it in double - when you shoot your load you will have "went" rather than "come".
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-03 12:12:34
@: Nodo_TheRanter
or use both hands
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sexpert324 (6432)
2007-03-08 12:53:35
your penis should stick out straight but if you have a bad curve or peyronie's disease you can find some good info at this site http://www.fixpeyronies.org
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The-Tank (6358)
2007-03-08 17:51:03
sorry man i can't help you just wanted to say i am verry glad my penis aint like that
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babi-girl-lou-xx (6677)
2007-03-17 19:03:55
Every1s different its honestly nothing 2 worry about!!

Your Not Alone!
And Not Every Penis Is Straight!!!

LuvLou_x
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Rockandroll84101 (7127)
2007-04-02 20:16:03
Try this, fill your bathtub with as hot water as you can possibly stand, get in the tub, sit down, grab your penis, and get a wrenching grip and pull it downward from underneath one of your legs and keep ahold of it with the same tight grip for two and a half hours. You will be happy you did!, trust me I know!!!!!!!!(p.s, when you grip it keep ahold and pulling it out to longest extent no matter how it gets even though it may seem to want to shrink away from out of your hand, after a good hour or so it will take)
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PsychoDJ (7349)
2007-04-08 06:41:15
A curve is normal, But if it really bugs you try jacking to the left.
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