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weird deformed privates....
A year ago, I noticed I no longer peed in the same hole: now I pee through a new hole that is closer to my vagina.
Im not sure what the purpose is - it might be that I held my bladder too long once, or maybe the fact that I fell on my privates really hard when I was little and it bled in my panties (this was when I was, like 6 or something, or maybe it is because I like to crouch under the bathtub tap and pour water on my used-to-be pee-hole.
Also, the skin surrounding my vagina is weird. One side is longer and a little purple.


Dont take this as a joke: Its not one.
I really need to know.

I feel mortified.
I never want to have sex, or go to the gynacologist.. because I dont want anyone to know that Im deforemed.....PLEASE HELP ME
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Comments (29)
hotmonkey_7 (6239)
2007-02-28 20:58:56
i dont think its that your deformed but there could be something wrong then again it could be nothing you ought to go and get it checked out
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sisophous (3738)
2007-02-28 21:37:17
You need to see a doctor, go to a gynecologist ASAP. Doctors are professionals who have seen or studied just about every single thing imaginable. There is no shame in seeking help. There are loads of people who in fact have major problems but with proper treatment are completely fine.

You only need to reveal your body to a professional, they are trained to deal with this. Speak to your parent/guardian and say you need to see a doctor. You may need to get a referral to a specialist and need to go to a primary care doctor first. Just get the appointment scheduled. Once you speak to a professional, you will feel much better knowing what is exactly going on and can proceed from there.
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roger49 (3711)
2007-03-01 01:57:48
I would be concerned about the second hole you pee out of, but as far as the labia (skin surrounding your vagina) is concerned, it's normal to be longer than the other, and the purple isn't abnormal either.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-03-01 06:30:40
Ill have a look at it for you love
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mirado123 (2695)
2007-03-01 09:47:21
i think you need to go to gynecologist rather then ask 12 year olds that have never seen a vagina in their lives, tard
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Moi (588)
2007-03-02 11:40:54
You are not deformed and it is possible only only to pee through one place(your urethra).

Have a read at the following link and learn about your "netherlands" . . .

http://www.afraidtoask.com/woman/vagina.html
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wooops (6304)
2007-03-02 18:36:30
I've very very confused about the peeing through a new hole part. How many holes do you have?! There should be 3, so you know.

Anyway, your second part about having one side that is longer and purple, it's called the inner labia and yes, it's normal.
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saucynoz (5315)
2007-03-02 22:32:52
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claro666 (3773)
2007-03-03 00:50:25
I Think you have kleinfelters syndrome
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saucynoz (5315)
2007-03-03 17:40:09
Whats that?
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saucynoz (5315)
2007-03-07 22:33:19
I do not. Thats disgusting
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imcool1 (6507)
2007-03-11 21:40:20
my vagina is a little unormal too.
you can send me a pic

or you can go to the gyno that souns like the best thing
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blahblah (6368)
2007-03-16 12:53:46
i know that your a little worried to have anyone see that..because i'm the same way. but i heard when part of it is discolored thats a very big problem. it could be cancerous. i would seriously go get it checked. but then again, there could be nothing wronge w/ it. mine is kina the same way..just not discolored.
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leahhh001 (7025)
2007-03-29 16:19:58
@: blahblah
I suggest you look at photos of them, since not everyone's looks the same... :)
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shelly14 (7383)
2007-04-09 15:09:23
Did you have sex a lot with a big boy and maybe got a new hole?
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raptor_jesus (7486)
2007-04-12 13:53:46
your vagoo is broken. get him to stick it in your pooper instead
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Bigglesworth (7602)
2007-04-15 09:47:57
HAHA we all know Imcool1 is an internet pervert "My Vagina is a little wierd too, you can send me a photo if you like". I would suggest not sending a photo to the scary man who probably lives in his Aunty Selma's basement besides the fact that he just turned 43 last month. Ohh yeah, they had ribbons and everything.
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iratepirate (7671)
2007-04-16 23:38:34
Silly girl, women don't pee out of their vaginas like you seem to think. This seems to be a commonly held notion because males pee out of the same organ they use for sex. Their urethra is located in the penis. However, women have two separate holes! Wow! Yeah, one hole is for pee-pee and the other is for f***ing! There's nothing wrong with you, save for the fact that you made be retarded. You should get that checked out.
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bubblegum18 (7570)
2007-04-18 20:25:21
this is bull shit!!! this is so fake your a retard. no one beileves this! STOP posting this crap.
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ballsinyourmouth=] (7742)
2007-04-18 22:37:29
your vajay is dieing
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Mz.Breezy'sBoo (8362)
2007-05-15 20:14:26
whers the other one located??
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (8793)
2007-06-14 19:13:56
hey, claro666, Klinefelters syndrome is a condition that occurs in men who have an extra X chromosome in most of their cells. The syndrome can affect different stages of physical, language and social development. The most common symptom is infertility. Because they often don't make as much of the male hormone testosterone as other boys, teenagers with Klinefelter's syndrome may have less facial and body hair and may be less muscular than other boys. They may have trouble using language to express themselves. it only happens in men.
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Potato (7428)
2007-06-15 03:09:55
@: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
way to Copy and paste
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Stinky1 (9078)
2007-07-14 20:16:00
bueck dich.
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ThisIsWhereMyUsernameGoes (9526)
2007-07-25 11:05:59
@: Stinky1
ich liebe dich, stinky ;)

ich bin der reiter, du bist das russ :D
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Stinky1 (9078)
2007-07-26 04:17:35
@: ThisIsWhereMyUsernameGoes
oh yeah!
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-07-30 22:49:16
Can I eat your pussy for you?
You'll feel much better. lol
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XxsucideXburnsxX (7669)
2007-08-04 21:19:06
DUDE WTF!?! THATS SOME NASTY SHIT, YOU DIRTY NASTY FUCKING BITCH! GO WASH YOUERSELF AND FUCKING SEE A DOCTER!


PS: NO GUY IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER FUCK YOU!!!!!
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freshtuhdeath (9821)
2007-08-07 11:42:01
@: XxsucideXburnsxX
wow nice insult
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