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GIVING WOWEN HEAD

Ive been laid many times actually I just want to kno if it is possible to aproach a sexy woman and quite frankly express to her that I just want to eat her out and actually be succsessful in doing so no matter the location, women talk to me I just want to kno what might be the best aproach for something which if it were a woman asking a man he will almost undoubtebly say yes please!!!
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (13)
Moi (588)
2007-03-02 21:11:05
Your local drunken bar room slut might be able to help you that way . . .
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claro666 (3773)
2007-03-03 00:47:32
Just have some Listerine handy.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-03-03 03:24:52
why only eat her out she will want a fuck as well
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-03 11:34:11
Has any one tried that asked a total stranger for sex strait away,with out saying any thing to them first.
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ninjadude (6349)
2007-03-04 15:02:51
You idiot. If sex is all you want...look for a brothel. Maybe a blow-up doll? Or a total slut, who could be infected with STDs. Most women will slap you if you walk up and say..nice shoes, let's fuck. You need to spend time getting to know a girl and being their friends first, this will almost always ensure that they will come back for more, and first of all...learn how to use your penis before you go plugging away. You might short circuit.
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-06 04:03:23
@: ninjadude
so your the exspert hey
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ChappdAss (6581)
2007-03-13 23:02:25
Yeah, I agree with ninja. If you find some bitch that's like 'omg lyk suck my puss' walking around on the street, she's probably got hepatitis A through motherfucking Z. Why on earth are you so fucking desperate? Is it SO hard to find a woman you like more than all the other women, and fuck HER? Goddamn, if I was a bitch I'd stab you in the nuts with a broken bottle of gin.
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Riley (6694)
2007-03-18 00:42:29
Your gross. :D
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dukepost (6726)
2007-03-18 23:02:22
Don't listen to them. Ninja dude is just envious of you because he is married with a kid at age 20, and his future sex life looks bleak at best. You're young, so of course you should be out fu**ing sl*ts.
If you just want to eat a girl out, next time you are hooking up with someone just try to eat her out instead of having sex with her. Quite a few will not let you do this, but then you can f**k them anyways, but some will love it.
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-03-22 17:45:02
Just go to a club on Friday or saturday night there are always enough gurls there so damn horney they want to try taking everyone elses man!

But good point once you eat she might want you to bang it!... and tehre is no telling if she ahs a diseaseand yes you can get diseases from oral sex especially HERPES!!!
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elephantitis (6802)
2007-03-29 15:32:21
You can't transmit genital herpes orally.
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mscena5469 (7147)
2007-04-02 04:18:25
no but u get hepres of the mouth that way!!! duh!!!, cabinet70 is right though!!! lol
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SlimFast (11113)
2008-07-20 13:05:16
Put an ad in the paper.
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