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Armchair athletes

I am growing increasingly irritated by people who are fat & lazy who sit down all day watching the TV and shouting at sportsmen.
These fat losers would stuggle to walk up a flight of steps yet when they're watching football, tennis or anything athletic they suddenly become experts on physical prowess.

I work out 5 times a week because I enjoy it and want to stay fit but when I watch anything sporting or athletic on TV I don't pretend to be an athlete.

I want to punch these fat losers who live in a fantasy world where they tell you they were once really good....you're not good anymore fatso! You're a fat loser!

Is this normal??
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (14)
callmegod (6066)
2007-03-03 11:18:24
Yeah thats normal,i hate fat people to,every time they hsve to get up and walk to the other side of the room they winge about it,now thats lasy,why can't they ride a push bike or train at the gym or even walk to the shop,it's cause there to lasy,and if there going to eat so mutch food they need to go to the gym.
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sisophous (3738)
2007-03-03 17:54:32
Fat people generally don't bother me. They have to deal with their plight, not me.

I once took a flight on United Airlines and there was an obese female flight attendant. She walked back and forth in the aisle and was so big she bumped into me several times while I tried to sleep in my aisle seat. Airlines should ban obese flight attendants.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-03-03 18:12:51
@: sisophous
LOL
thats out of character sissy
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roger49 (3711)
2007-03-03 18:29:15
@: sisophous
They should ban old an unnattractive ones too while they're at it. But really, I yell at the TV from time to time too, but only when a ref makes a very bad call or it's obvious that a player isn't pushing himself. I'm not fat, and I'm somewhat athletic, I recognize that I cannot compete at the same level as the people I'm yelling at. Ok, so maybe when I'm watching women's basketball I could compete at that level, but otherwise no.
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sisophous (3738)
2007-03-03 18:43:47
@: roger49
I'd take a wild guess the US airlines permit obese flight attendants in fear of a discrimination lawsuit being filed against them. If attendants can't help from slamming into seated passengers, they do not belong. It's cut and dry to me.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-03-03 21:03:09
Fuck sprots its all shit and sportsmen here get away with anything including rape fuck em all
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-04-14 17:22:48
what you should do is go into an arbies or a mcdonalds or chucky cheez and start yelling at the fat people that they arent eating right. That'll show em, and maybe they will learn something
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24hourman (7306)
2007-04-14 17:26:36
Fuck you and your 5 times a week shit.Youre probably under more stress doing all that.
Fuckin locker room arshole!
I bet youre just as shite at sport.
I hate people like you.
Self righteous Bastard.
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DrSham (5677)
2007-04-16 07:49:02
@: 24hourman
You really are a clown...very amusing though.
You fat twat.
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-04-29 22:47:42
Okay I am not defending all over weight people. But, you ever thought that maybe some of hem have illnesses. Thyroid, diabtese, I am sorry but I have seen those that are lazy but there are allot that are sick. So don't put everyone in one catagory!

What I hate is when you see some out of date athlete that is now an announcer trying to pretend he or she still has it! YUCK!!!!!
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iluvredsnapper (8072)
2007-04-30 00:49:40
call them fat fucks and see how fast they move
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-09 20:12:09
shut up.
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-05-12 08:13:45
HHmmm did some one strike a nerve?
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charliebrown (3883)
2008-01-06 17:02:07
People in general care way too much about sports. Of all the genuinely interesting, insightful and amusing things in this would there are to spend your time on - most people choose to watch a bunch of gays get paid millions to slap thier nuts around a field for a couple of hours a week. And then - god forbid - you don't actually like sport, they look at you like you're some kind of wierdo.

Fuck the lot of them I say.
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