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I hate the doctors office

I hate going to the doctors office because you have to sit in the waiting room and read those gaudawful magazines that those f**kING LITTLE SUBSCRIPTION CARS ARE ALWAYS f**kIN FALLING OUT! Then you have to lean down from the hard assed chair to pick it up and your ass is asleep. Then you dont know what to do with the card because it wont stick back in the magazine. So, in exasperation, you throw it on the table with the huge pile of the f**kin things that everyone else has piled up there! I f**kin hate going to the doctor because of that!
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roger49 (3711)
2007-03-03 18:32:03
You need to learn not to let the little things bother you.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-03-03 18:49:41
I hope the doctor you are waiting for is a psychiatrist
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smithee (4389)
2007-03-04 13:14:24
wow you sound like a whiny little bitch, quit complaining at trivial details such as those. There are more major problems in life and if you're gonna complain about shit like that then good luck with your messed up life!
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iforgotwhatweweretalkingabout (6170)
2007-03-05 06:24:31
@: smithee
i am, its so freakin hot when i whine
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-03-18 12:23:07
so dont touch the freaking magazines.bring a handheld game that you can turn the sound off or bring a book or a crossword puzzle....best of all.....stay the fuck away from doctors....those fucking quacks will kill you.all most docs are are drug company zombies dispensing whatever the drug companies tell them to.
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cutiepie (2691)
2007-03-18 18:42:33
you seem like you complain about a lot about stupid shit..
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Mr.Amazing (7516)
2007-04-13 09:19:36
I hate that, lol! I hate going in the waiting room because there`s no chance of not waiting, you know your gonna be there for a while thats why they call it the waiting room. You always sit there and pretend to read the little magazine, but your really looking around the room thinking ``I wonder what he`s got`` or ``That guys a goner`` lol. Then they finally call your name and you get all excited! Cuz you think now your gonna see the doctor, but your not, OH no, Now your going into the next smaller waiting room. Now you don`t even have your magazine!!!! Your sitten there on the butcher table with your pants down around your ankles, On that freaking tissue paper!!!Sometimes i bring a pickle with me and i set it right down on the table there beside me, i dunno, incase the doctor wants to fold the whole thing up for a to-go order. The Doctor-- ````Take your pants off and get in there and i`ll tell you what i think!!```` Take your pants off, the doctors always want your pants off ``the doctor would like to see you with no pants sir`` ``JUST GET EM OFF!`` but its my head ``I SAID TAKE YOUR-PANTS-OFF!``

But i hate the extra wait, so i`m like ``yea maybe i`ll start screwin around with some of his stuff for making me wait,Turn this up a little bit what ever the hell that does`` Take all the tongue depressers out lick em all, put em all back in the drawer. YEAH 2 CAN PLAY AT THIS WAITING GAME!!! Just once! One time, i would like to say to the doctor ``You know what, I`m not ready for you yet`` ``and by the way ,get YOUR pants off,then we`ll see whats what``

LOL and why do Doctors need that little office, He`s got all his books in there and his little computer and everything. I guess he doesn`t want people to see him looking stuff up, ``Jesus what the hell was that?!`` ``Jesus, That was kinda gross, that wasn`t the tube or the circle``
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GZZUP (9148)
2007-07-01 18:33:30
I FELL YOU NOT TO MEN-CHIN HE HIGH PRISE OR EVERY LITTLE THING HE DOSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT I PAYED 60 DOLLARS TO HAVE MY DOC WEIGH ME NO LIE
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