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Enhancing Mushroom affects
Well me and my friend bought mushrooms a couple days ago and the dealer told us it came from a cows ass and if we ate it with sh*t it would enhance affects. I ate a bowl of chilli and crapped on my mushrooms. I hate them and I tripped balls. 2 Days after I felt very sick and went to the doctors. Dr.Ahmad told me I had colon cancer cancer and I belive it was from the shrooms. IS this normal?
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Comments (20)
cabinet70 (4440)
2007-03-03 21:20:42
You are a fukin idiot
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rachelz (6335)
2007-03-04 03:52:38
Shit is EXPELED from the body for a reason. One should not ingest it. EVER.

Sorry you have colon cancer and yeah it could be from this one incident.

Sorry about that.
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-03-04 09:35:30
You are a genius. You are my idol. Now fuck off, moron.
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smithee (4389)
2007-03-04 13:16:02
Colon cancer eh, good luck with that!
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-03-04 13:23:09
Jesus, its common knowlege that cow-ass-mushrooms are crap.
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Didge_Daz (5056)
2007-03-04 16:34:07
Mushrooms wont cause you colon cancer, and when he said it came from cows he probably meant the mushroms sprout in cow manure (wich they do), chances of getting cancer are mostly genetic so you really should get tratment, and for heanvens sake dont mix shit with anyything, the only thing you managed to do with that is spoil perfecly good shrooms...




Peace jah bless
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The-Tank (6358)
2007-03-05 02:12:36
wtf you killd the shrooms i dont care wat you have i should shit on you dude
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stargirl (5057)
2007-03-05 08:23:24
People like you should not be allowed to ingest any mind altering substance because your mind is already altered enough without the help of stimulants.
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-06 07:16:54
@: stargirl
Stargirl i was wondering how old u r and what your first name is.
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stargirl (5057)
2007-03-06 07:47:14
@: callmegod
Sorry god.....I don't divulge that information to anyone on the internet.
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-07 03:15:12
@: stargirl
oh well at least let me in on your age.
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stargirl (5057)
2007-03-07 07:37:11
@: callmegod
(27.....shhhh...don't tell anyone!)
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-08 01:25:13
@: stargirl
Ah ha finally some one older then me on is it normal.
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lolomg (6583)
2007-03-14 00:23:56
Ok you are one fucked up person.

1)Don't do drugs (that includes smoking and excessive drinking)

2)How f**king stupid do you have to be to eat shit! You deserve colon cancer you stupid f**k!
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chiefandy (5927)
2007-03-14 02:20:25
that is totally a made up story you probably hate drugs so you made drug users out to be ideots
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rhythmunbroken (6630)
2007-03-15 19:56:08
Sorry dude, you're just dumb. Don't eat shit! Ever! Ever heard of e.coli? It can kill you and it's a bacteria in shit! You probably are lying about the cancer part or *sorry* if you really have cancer, I'm sorry to hear it. But shrooms didn't cause it and if you ask your doctor (yes you can admit stuff like that to a doctor and not go to jail) he can tell you that SHROOMS DON'T CAUSE CANCER IN 5 DAYS!!!!!
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therailwayraver (7377)
2007-04-09 10:48:02
i agree with Didge_Daz on the fact that shrooms cant give you colon cancer. you should really start getting help with that..

ah honeslty i agree with everyone else... you got the wool pulled over your eyes there.
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-04-13 09:39:21
Didn't someone in the Bahamas that recently died have a mushroom high when she was like 8 months PG?

I think so and her idiot friend videoed it!!!
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maligium (7265)
2007-05-05 11:10:18
dr theology here again, if the 2 day old mushrooms werent stored in honey soon after picking they would be fuck@n useless.
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jnjfanclub (8213)
2007-05-06 21:34:42
i don't think you get colon cancer from eating your own poop
just a thought
plus why would you need to trip even more you trip enough with just shrooms
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