i want 2 f**k my mom help plz

How many times do I have to tell you people? Just kill your dad. It worked great for Oedipus.

you sad sad little boy.

are you desperate drunck or high?

Blow your stupid head off. Then you won't be thinking about banging your mom.

that is NOT NORMAl my friend. I mean if u think about it its less, but still thats ur MOM!!!!!

this is disgusting dude, and please get a life.

Oo ehhhh.....you need to find yourself a girl mate and seek counseling for this problem. Incest is not best and don't forget..you came out of that vagina, you're not supposed to go back into it. I pray that you don't ever get a sister. You need to get some friends and go hang out with some females dude. Like I said though, seek counseling..immediately

it depends on how hot ur mom is

OMG it's your mom dude this is really rong well unles she's extrordenarally hot then it's semi O.K.

Is she a MILF?

Even if she was its still his mom.

thats like so sick man,is she your step mum? slip something in her drink.

they say that most boys are attractive to theoor mothers esp. if she is hot but its a stage, u will get over it

try to find in someone else what turns u on about your mom

even better try and find a look alike

boy, you need dr phil and jesus

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

I used to put my finger up my mums bum.
The funny thing is Im not even lying swear on my mam.

And Jerry springer.

First of all, you don't need Jesus. He's dead; kinda like you're dad's gonna be if you really want any chance of tappin' your mom's sweet snatch (thanks for the advice, Roger49, you sick fuck. Now he's gonna start having thoughts about bangin' his dead dad.)

Secondly, NEVER listen to ANYONE who uses the word "mate". People who do that are most certainly gay and can't help you bang your mom.

Thirdly, how hot is your mom? If she's only a six or seven, pretty sure she's not worth killing your dad over. That is, of course, unless your dad's really hot. In that case, you can listen to ninjadude's advise.

Jess

OH WHAT A LOAD OF BS! NO ONE WANTS TO FXCK THEIR MOM...ROFLMAO THATS DISGUSTING.

THATS FUCKING DISCUSTING! do you not take biology?!? if the condom broke(if you did get to do her,which is disturbing 1 that you would ask and 2 that she would agree)you would have a little brother or sister AND a son or daughter(and it could be twins/triplets/ect...)thats sick! and yes you really do need some help!

Ok here's what you do, you wear a trenchcoat with nothing underneath, then take a knife, come up behind her, and stick her in the back. Then take a plastic bag, and pull it over her head, and take your d*ck out and put it in her. And ravage that poontang. It worked for me and my sister so, have at it boy. ;)

My mom liked to show herself off to me when I was a teen. When I was as old as 13 she'd come in when I was taking a bath and check to see if I had cleaned my penis since I wasn't circumsised and she said it could ge infected if it wasn't clean. She play with my cock head, pull the foreskin back, and it would get very hard. She didn't act sexual about it, but it was sexual. Then later she'd often undress or dress with the door open or bath with the door open a little. I'd watch and jack off. I walked in on her once to see what would happen and she was putting on stockings and was topless. She has large breasts. She didn't have any panties on too. She just said she'd be finished in a few minutes and let me watch. I'd go to my bed and rub my cock on a pillow until I'd cum. She even walked in a couple times when I was jacking off like that. I'd get so horny that I could barely stop humping the pillow. Once she asked what I was doing after I had cum and pulled the covers back. I was naked with my hard cock and cum all over the pillow. She put her finger in it and then up to her nose and then into her mouth for a taste. So yes I understand why you would want to fuck your mom. I think that a lot of teens think about it. I know a lot of guys that took a peek at their mom and jacked off over it. A naked woman is a naked woman. How many moms want to actually fuck is hard to say. Try to get caught jacking off over a picture of her and see what happens.

Tell Her you want to start breast feeding again. If she refuses, go on a hunger strike until she relents.

Its quite normal to want to do your mum. I did your mum, she was great ^_^

it reminds me of a song by The Doors ... THE END .... Dude dont fuck your mom... Thats NAsty

might as well bang your mom its fun and it feels great

I wonder if you ever got to fuck her?

come on guys are moms did some much for us and now look them they get up go to work get tired come home make food for us then go to sleep and do it all over. i mean thats wat my mom dose and i think she needs some fun and some cum on ur face so thats y i want to have sex with my mom to. so go bang ur mom or we can talk how to trick ur mom in to getting in the bed lets talk e-mail at hogmansean@gmail.com ok bye

Well, it isn't the norm but it does happen. My best friend and his mom use to have sex often. The best thing to do is just confront her about your feelings. Don't be vulgar about it, just let her know you have feelings for her that are far and above the normal ones. Chances are just getting that off your chest, even if she says "its best not to" will help you over this feeling. I am still friends with my old bud and of course he is married and him and his mom don't do that anymore, but they still love each other and have a very good relationship... from what he has told me.

According to sisterseduction.com if you start touching/kissing her while she is sleeping she will wake up so horny and will gladly fuck you. Of course it's sister seduction, but I'm sure it will work on your mom. If not she will slap you and kick you out of the house.