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HeTerO NightMarE, GaY FantasY?

I once had a dream that a beautiful woman was laying naked on a bed in font of me. Her face was perfect, her body curvy and smooth. She was ready to f^*k, and I so was I. But as my focus moved to her croTch, I noticed that next to her vagINa was a large soft penis. Instead of being completely turned off, as I am a HeTerO maLe, all I could think about before waking up was, how can I have sEx with her without touCHing that penIS. Finally, I decided couldn't. Is It NorMaL?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
Anonymous
2005-06-22 03:40:36
You have been reading too many porn mags, stop spanking it and get out more.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-06-23 09:59:25
The Duke
Go get some wang dude.---> There is nutting rong with a little "Pooper-Duking". Sometimes Vaginas Smell funny.
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distantstalker (305)
2005-06-23 10:34:42
@: METHOSjr.
wtf?!!!
and ass doesnt smell funny? you'r sick
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-06-23 13:39:14
@: distantstalker
Peas
Hey^ you^! My butt smells like canned peas and there is nothing wrong with that. YES, I am sick. I like the Musky-Butts. (human female musky-butt)
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Benorf (448)
2005-06-25 13:27:06
@: METHOSjr.
Terets
Do you have a problem that makes you randomly capitalize letters? Get therapy man, get some serious help.
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Anonymous
2005-07-07 14:12:46
Write down everything you remember about the dream. Try to remember how you were feeling through out the dream. After that go to Dreammoods.com
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